my turning 40 pic...
Originally Posted by sarasquares
just for you, you wanted bread...
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i was eating toast when you asked, its granary BTW
did you really think i would fall for that
...i was eating toast when you asked, its granary BTW
did you really think i would fall for that
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From: Skoda Kamiq Monte Carlo 7 Speed DSG now bought and loving it!!!!!
Originally Posted by sarasquares
lol, i have hiidden the bits that give the game away............i tucked 'em in my nickers
............i tucked 'em in my nickersYou wear big knickers too then
Only joking Hun
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From: Skoda Kamiq Monte Carlo 7 Speed DSG now bought and loving it!!!!!
Originally Posted by T4molie
I've never really been into older ladies, but I think I've just been turned 
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Easy Tiger, she will eat you alive
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From: Skoda Kamiq Monte Carlo 7 Speed DSG now bought and loving it!!!!!
Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
Before this thread dies I wonder how many blokes from here will save that pic, enlarge it and have a real goooooooood look. Come on own up who has?
I havent by the way and happy birthday.
gary
I havent by the way and happy birthday.
gary
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
That pic looks like it was taken 10 years ago!
To prove it is you today i think you should take a pic with a loaf of bread on your head with the best before date clearly visable
Happy birthday
To prove it is you today i think you should take a pic with a loaf of bread on your head with the best before date clearly visable
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday Sara
Matt
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From: UK
Originally Posted by Scoob99
You wear big knickers too then
=Only joking Hun
=Only joking Hun
"Got me hand down her jeans and nearly lost half me arm"
Anyone know the macnificent source of these lyrics ?
Don't believe I know this
THE MACC LADS: SWEATY BETTY. out of 100 song lyrics on their excellent site, I chose that one to look at first
I've edited out the naughty words
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby ****.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy *******.
Flabby ****, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.
I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive ****,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge ******,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my ***** hard.
THE MACC LADS: SWEATY BETTY. out of 100 song lyrics on their excellent site, I chose that one to look at first
I've edited out the naughty words
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby ****.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy *******.
Flabby ****, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.
I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive ****,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge ******,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my ***** hard.
