Improving lines from Star Wars by substituting the word 'pants'
"She's fast enough for you, old pants..."
"The co-ordinates are right - except, there's no pants"
Han:"What's so important? What's he carrying?" - Leia:"The full technical readouts of those battle pants..."
"The co-ordinates are right - except, there's no pants"
Han:"What's so important? What's he carrying?" - Leia:"The full technical readouts of those battle pants..."
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"Lost pants! Lost touch! It came from behind!"
"General Tarkin, I might have known, I could smell your foul pants when I entered the room..."
"...and I thought these pants smelled bad on the outside..."
"We need to disable those tractor-pants..."
"The pants - they've stopped."
...about time I got back to work...
"General Tarkin, I might have known, I could smell your foul pants when I entered the room..."
"...and I thought these pants smelled bad on the outside..."
"We need to disable those tractor-pants..."
"The pants - they've stopped."
...about time I got back to work...
Last edited by messiah; Jun 1, 2005 at 02:57 PM.
A few from A New Hope:
"You can't go in there - it's pants"
"I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you"
"What kind of pants are you trying to push on us?"
"You'd better have those pants repaired by mid-day, or there'll be hell to pay"
"I guess you're too small to run away if I remove [your] pants"
"You've got a lot of pants here. Looks like you guys have seen a lot of action"
"You can't go in there - it's pants"
"I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you"
"What kind of pants are you trying to push on us?"
"You'd better have those pants repaired by mid-day, or there'll be hell to pay"
"I guess you're too small to run away if I remove [your] pants"
"You've got a lot of pants here. Looks like you guys have seen a lot of action"
"Obi-wan never told you what happened to your pants...."
Jabba:"I will not give up my favourite pants...."
Han:"I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets pants of grandeur!!"
"The pants are coming - here....? We shall double our efforts!!" - Vader:"I'm glad to hear it - the pants are not as forgiving as me...."
Jabba:"I will not give up my favourite pants...."
Han:"I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets pants of grandeur!!"
"The pants are coming - here....? We shall double our efforts!!" - Vader:"I'm glad to hear it - the pants are not as forgiving as me...."
"I haven't gone by the name of pants since, oh, before you were born"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and pants - we must be cautious!!"
Han:"What's the cargo?" - Obiwan:"Just myself, the boy, 2 droids - and NO PANTS!"
"Ah, Greedo, i was just coming to see your boss - tell Jabba i've got his pants...."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and pants - we must be cautious!!"
Han:"What's the cargo?" - Obiwan:"Just myself, the boy, 2 droids - and NO PANTS!"
"Ah, Greedo, i was just coming to see your boss - tell Jabba i've got his pants...."
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