Paul,

You are a bad influence,
I know you love it but I cant keep coming to MacDonalds with you so you can dribble at all that 12 year old fanny swinging past, Karen must be really understanding, I've never met such a filthy perv in all my life.



Its Kirsty Walk on News night tonight so I'll crank one off for her, YEAHAAAA!

 

dudes yeh acko i had to go get some ****ing dog food, milk , some bread for in the morning jeez big shopping list and all before 9
i wonder if my misses do`s anything in the day time ...

lol Big scoob the Scooby is loads faster on the game than the evo dont know why thats why U unlock it later ...

 

karen thinks were gay going in there together like we do and as for being a perv, not at my age dt, im old enough to be there dad .**** it im going to burger king next time

 

(mrs) you better not be perving PAUL or i'll feed your knackers to the dog.

 

lol. hi guys have a good drive then last night?

i had a curry at the Raj so ive been farting all day. "MAN STYLE" farts are the best. a bit like "dad ****s". you know the smelly ones yer dad used to do when you waas a kid? wel i can do them now too

my sis got me n4s most wanted

ive got mot in hull at 10am (so im having to fit my rear fog now in the dark and swaping over my number plate).

 

do you mean Otters stu well thats wot my dad used to leave big otters
you had to cut them up with the loo brush just to get them flushed

Try and get some pics up later of my new splitter Wow its a beast lol
and its in your colour stu lol

 

Why are we off to Burger King?
Is there a better class of minkie in there?



quote=acko]karen thinks were gay going in there together like we do and as for being a perv, not at my age dt, im old enough to be there dad .**** it im going to burger king next time [/quote]

 

(Karen)

He's that bad his coffee cup never runs out, it gets topped up with his dribbling, I think you ought to tie him spred eagled to the bed and coat his knackers with Pedergrie Chum, then let the dog in.

 

I like to **** the cleaners off at work and lay as large a cable as possible so its head is well clear of the water, you know the ones I mean, the ones that look like Nessie slipping into the water at Loch Ness.

They usually get a fooking hell from the blokes as well.

 

a few weeks back at work i was about to take a **** then i realised there was 2 peas floating in the pan. i was actually crying with laughter.

john you git i didnt know you got a splitter . cant afford owt for mine at the mo

 

got some luke harnesses if you wont one 4 point ones
i only need one

 

http://viphostings.com/split/

took them on me phone gona line and fit it then after xmas blend it all in

 

im always blocking our ****house up at home sometimes there like a baby nig-nogs arm

 

it says im forbidden to look at the pics john. dont know y

 

fooking hell listen to you lee "glitter" thompson.

 

http://viphostings.com/Scooby/split/

 

Thats "Daddy, Do you want to be in my gang Glitter" to you *******.

 

morning all,gone a bit mad in here of late,talkin about how big ure turds are,i reckon acko would win as he's all reamed out from all that dry fisting he gets,bet they do come out like a log!!!lol but then again being a yid,who are known for being tight ***** i could be wrong!ive done 24% now on nfsmw,evo aint all that,soz dt!all on 4 2mo still?as for all that cockney rhymin slang,not a scooby doo!but its well known,bet you love lock stock and 2 smoking barrels!?have fun all,acko go careful with ya pervin!

 

when gary glitter gets executed he wants to be cremated and his ashes put into an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him!!!lol

 

lol

john that splitters like a whole ******* car its huge!

just setting off to fail my mot

 

i passed a mot. no cats

dont get it though cos you lot say my car stinks of fuel. never mind tho.

 

i know its weird that stu but your car must be running spot on then m8 thats all i can say

just washed and shammied my car and its fooking freezing but it came up good again.

DT your still a kidie catcher

 

ya its big ant it looks the part tho

 

There is no Optimax at the garage until Monday, ****!!!!

 

I thought there was a Shell garage in Louth? its not on their Website?

 

no shell in louth. i filled up in hull. good job. why is there a shortage?

 

It is probably due to the oil fire down south last week.

 

there is a shell garage in louth and i know where it is

 

Do I risk it and drive out there? thats the problem, is it the one at the second round about?

 

drive into louth and you come to the traffic lights near the church. Go straight through the lights up to the next set of lights and turn left, up the slight hill and the shell garage is on the left hand side about 200 yards from the lights. If you want better instructions give me a ring you ho-mo