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Old 24 February 2005, 04:00 PM
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I did it once and it itched like ell.

how often do you need to re-do to keep it itch free ?
Old 24 February 2005, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by RB5-Black
I did it once and it itched like ell.

how often do you need to re-do to keep it itch free ?
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

I don't like shaving my face, it's a bl**dy chore, so why invent another area to shave?

And will it be men's armpits next?

BTW: my bro in law is a VERY hirsute guy, so when he went in for his vasectomy, and they told him to shave beforehand, he ended up doing his upper thighs, his *** crack, and all his belly to make it look "not daft" and I quote!

He wished he hadn't afterwards!

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Old 24 February 2005, 04:24 PM
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Shave = Itch

Trim short (**** stylee) = No itch
Old 24 February 2005, 04:51 PM
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I shaved mine right back once .... it was fine until I splashed the After Shave on it!!

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Old 24 February 2005, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
true, I think his nose had something to do with it
Thats not his nose...























...he use to walk round on his hands!
Old 24 February 2005, 08:43 PM
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Soap and a Mach 3 works for me, no itching at all.

Lets just say the "benefits" are worth 3 minutes of additional shaving in the shower a couple of times a week!
Old 24 February 2005, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by XT
Nothing spells true lovin' like shaving your *****

I found that Veet does a good job too
and burns like **** too'~!!!!!!


M
Old 24 February 2005, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ocean
It is now de rigeur for women to shave/wax themselves - I haven't come accross a woman who's not been shaved for several years now (thankfully!). I supect the influence of pornography to some extent has brought about this social change.


Now, my question is: given that in **** videos men are now routinely shaving their ***** to enhance the visual aspects and emphasise the size and length of their *****, will it become expected for us guy's to follow suit in the real world, and has anyone here started doing it? are your wives or GF's starting to demand it? Would it be hipocritical to refuse?

never met one yet!!!!!

thinks you must be of the younger generation...

always want to be different..

wait till you hit 40!!!!

Old 24 February 2005, 09:26 PM
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Would be funny like if you 'smooth boys' ever get banged up in the house of many doors mind
Old 24 February 2005, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
Would be funny like if you 'smooth boys' ever get banged up in the house of many doors mind

B&Q's fitted kitched show room?
Old 24 February 2005, 09:42 PM
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That's probably scarier
Old 24 February 2005, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
Would be funny like if you 'smooth boys' ever get banged up in the house of many doors mind
big barry likes his bitches smooth
Old 24 February 2005, 10:06 PM
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pmsl @ tiggs
Old 24 February 2005, 10:16 PM
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Bloody hell, it appears most of Scoobynet have smooth bollocks, feel left out !

Not going to give it a try at the moment as I need a new supply of Mach 3's, keep forgetting and the one in my razor would hurt, wouldnt trust my gonads to another razor though, anyone tried it with a disposable Bic, and what did they say at casualty when you attended with your bollocks in a bag of frozen peas ?
Old 24 February 2005, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ocean
It is now de rigeur for women to shave/wax themselves - I haven't come accross a woman who's not been shaved for several years now (thankfully!). I supect the influence of pornography to some extent has brought about this social change.


Now, my question is: given that in **** videos men are now routinely shaving their ***** to enhance the visual aspects and emphasise the size and length of their *****, will it become expected for us guy's to follow suit in the real world, and has anyone here started doing it? are your wives or GF's starting to demand it? Would it be hipocritical to refuse?

mate me as a muslim and fellow muslims, men and woman shave their pubic area and also their arm pits, its a religiious thing for us to keep clean


also its nice to shave down under, u feel the womans touch
Old 24 February 2005, 10:33 PM
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I think its amusing that you spend your formative years desperately trying to grow hair down there, only to end up shaving it all off again! All that angst gone to waste!
Old 24 February 2005, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
I think its amusing that you spend your formative years desperately trying to grow hair down there, only to end up shaving it all off again! All that angst gone to waste!

first time i done it, i cut it so many times at the age of 12 i think or 13


i shaved upwards now i do it downwards, that way u dont cut it


its nice actually to shave the baws and pubic bone its baby soft and get the lady to massage some oil or cream to smooth it afterwards
Old 24 February 2005, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
mate me as a muslim and fellow muslims, men and woman shave their pubic area and also their arm pits
Really? Both women and men?
How does this fit in with the requirement for a bloke to grow a beard, though?
Old 24 February 2005, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by carl
Really? Both women and men?
How does this fit in with the requirement for a bloke to grow a beard, though?

beard is a persons choice mate if he wants too, beard on your face is still hygenic, u wash your face , specially a muslim praying man or woman, wash their face between 5 to 10 times a day, their feet, hands to the elbows for prayer time


if u go and pee, or even do the dump, we wash oor asses and **** or a woman will wash her front privates if she has a pee, then if u wanna pray, u need to cleanse yourself like jesus and moses did in the bible, peace be upon them.


we call it the wudhu, clean your nose, mouth, wash your face, apply water to your hair to the back of the neck, then wash your hands to the elbows each side, then your feet to the ankles

were a clean folk, specially the ones who pray 5 times a day and a ritual bath is a must after sex bud or sexual contact.


im not talking about your average grocery shop curry smelling asian who doesnt pray

i always smell so nice and sweet and perfumed
Old 24 February 2005, 11:14 PM
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"O you who belive! When you rise up to prayer, wash your faces and your hands as far as the elbows, and wipe your heads, and wash your feet to the ankles."-(HOLY QURAN 5:7)

"And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat; when they went into tent of the conregation they washed as the Lord commanded Moses."-(EXODUS 40:31-32).


So turn thy face toward the Sacred Mosque, and (O Muslims), wheresoever ye may be, turn your faces toward it."- (HOLY QURAN 2:144).

"Now when Daniel...went into his house; and his window being open in his chamber towards Jerusalem, he kneeled upon his knees three times a day, and prayed, and thanks before his God, as he did aforetime."-(DANIEL 6:10).

even the bible says the same, see daniel



And he (Jesus) went a little further, and fell on his face, and prayed..."-(MATTHEW 26:39).

"And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did worship..."-(JOSHUA 5:14).

"And he (Elijah) cast himself down upon the earth, and put his face between his knees."-(1 KINGS 18:42).

"And they (Moses and Aaron) fell upon their faces..."-(NUMBERS 20:6).

"And Abraham fell on his face..."-(GENESIS 17:3).

so people wash up and pray
Old 24 February 2005, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
beard is a persons choice mate if he wants too, beard on your face is still hygenic, u wash your face , specially a muslim praying man or woman, wash their face between 5 to 10 times a day, their feet, hands to the elbows for prayer time
Yes, I've done that. But the "cleansing" is symbolic, so for example in the absence of any other facilities you could cleanse yourself against a wall, or using dust, etc.

I'm finding it hard to reconcile the "clean" concept of the requirement (unless you are unable) to grow a beard with the requirement to shave your pubes, armpits etc. After all, they're all just bits of your body, and urine is just a load of water and a smidge of ureic acid.
Old 24 February 2005, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by carl
Yes, I've done that. But the "cleansing" is symbolic, so for example in the absence of any other facilities you could cleanse yourself against a wall, or using dust, etc.

I'm finding it hard to reconcile the "clean" concept of the requirement (unless you are unable) to grow a beard with the requirement to shave your pubes, armpits etc. After all, they're all just bits of your body, and urine is just a load of water and a smidge of ureic acid.

yes bud clean high soil , it mentally prepares u too bud, u know your gonna go and pray to the lord


shaving pubes and armpits is a sunnah, the prophets way and what he taught , for cleanliness etc bud, its clean as most of your ladies know and just ask jodie marsh and jordan

it keeps your titbits clean too and as u know we sit and pee, i only stand up and pee if i need to in emergency if i go to a whitemans toilet, i need to stand up, coz the whiteman has been to the moon but still cant pee on target haha its all over the seat


muslim , asian and jewish toilets are clean and well maintained, no pee about, so i sit and pee so it doesnt spray my troosers or other parts
urine is dirt mate like **** its extrement from your body and all the crap in it


same as the beard on the face its the sunnah of the prophet, a way , some have it some dont, like myself i dont have a beard at all, plus me being a scots muslim, i have a bad tongue, i swear alot and also i say naughty jokes, which im not allowed, thats why i never say im a good muslim, i always say i try to but fall short big time, may God have mercy on my scottish filthy tongue
Old 24 February 2005, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by carl
and urine is just a load of water and a smidge of ureic acid.
The main active ingredient of human urine is urea actually, it's birds that excrete mainly uric acid....

anyway... as you were!
Old 24 February 2005, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
The main active ingredient of human urine is urea actually, it's birds that excrete mainly uric acid....

anyway... as you were!

Alex, i prostrate myself before you and your superior wisdom
Old 24 February 2005, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
muslim , asian and jewish toilets are clean and well maintained, no pee about, so i sit and pee so it doesnt spray my troosers or other parts
You obviously haven't been to the same muslim, asian and jewish toilets as me. They usually have (IME) a showerhead so you can wash all the missed **** into the toilet itself
urine is dirt mate like **** its extrement from your body and all the crap in it
Again, untrue. It's perfectly OK to drink urine (e.g. during an emergency, or should you be that way inclined ), but it's f**king dangerous to eat ****.
Old 24 February 2005, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Buzzer
Alex, i prostrate myself before you and your superior wisdom
Wisdom that has already been proved Buzzer!

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthrea...49#post3812649

Now get up off your knees and stop causing a spectacle!
Old 24 February 2005, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Buzzer
Alex, i prostrate myself before you and your superior wisdom
Though hopefully while he's not demonastrating the contents of urine...



John.
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Alex, again i must bow to your superior intellect

You're my hero
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Originally Posted by Buzzer
Alex, again i must bow to your superior intellect

You're my hero
Peter, you are drunk!
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Originally Posted by ajm
Peter, you are drunk!

**** sorry mate, is it that bad


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