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14 February 2005, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobimax
The mark of the Burberry will out you all.
Best Karl was though, he has the look of a dougnutter about him.
14 February 2005, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Whats a bit like mould, the donut? Well, they smell about the same... 
Mould smells of Mould.
The doughnut smells of wee-wee and Chav. (Chav smells like sweaty wee-wee).
14 February 2005, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Does said Lady of the Roundabout have photographic evidence of who *exactly* was there? 
THERE ARE NO LADIES OF THE DOUGHNUT!
Well I suppose there are some women but THEY ARE NOT LADIES!
<goes off in a huff>
Well really, how confused can he be? No lady has ever set foot on the doughnut!
14 February 2005, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by medic
Ah, it looks like a great gathering from outer space, hopefully scaring all the chavs off.
Shame I missed it, was scoffing @ the Peacock.
Had a great day today guys, hope you all did too.
From: The GOD of the Brown Toast
Shame I missed it, was scoffing @ the Peacock.
Had a great day today guys, hope you all did too.
From: The GOD of the Brown Toast
We could do it this sunday all over again!
Not that I was there or know anything about it, doughnut what doughnut? With jam in it? Theres a roundabout called the doughnut? Wow you learn something everyday!
Last edited by Ubik; 14 February 2005 at 12:29 PM. Reason: Just wait until later.....Karl will be revealed as the Doughnut king!
14 February 2005, 03:04 PM
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Apparently it's a popular hangout for local chavs Dave, only recently found out about this myself!
Ask Paul about it, he drives a Saxo so he should be able to tell you all you need to know!
Ask Paul about it, he drives a Saxo so he should be able to tell you all you need to know!
14 February 2005, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Ask Paul about it, he drives a Saxo so he should be able to tell you all you need to know!
14 February 2005, 06:15 PM
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I can would like to make it clear that I wasnt there, if I was it was under the influence of bread and had no control over my actions or memory of the event.
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14 February 2005, 06:51 PM
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Personally I would never venture onto the doughnut. It is a place of terrible villany and vice.
Those that partake in doughnut 'activities' will be branded through all eternity and have to carry their heads in SHAME!
STAY AWAY FROM THE DOUGHNUT!
Those that partake in doughnut 'activities' will be branded through all eternity and have to carry their heads in SHAME!
STAY AWAY FROM THE DOUGHNUT!
14 February 2005, 07:14 PM
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I agree with those two chaps, they sound like they have their heads screwed on.
Evening Speedy / Bishop long time no speak!
Evening Speedy / Bishop long time no speak!
14 February 2005, 07:27 PM
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Certainly wasnt me, the Lady of the Roundabout would never set foot in such an unholy place and after all " I am a lady you know ".
I cant believe that certain members of the fellowship would lower themselves to such standards.
I would also point out that I was not in the scoob last night, I was bombing about town in the focus.
I cant believe that certain members of the fellowship would lower themselves to such standards.
I would also point out that I was not in the scoob last night, I was bombing about town in the focus.
14 February 2005, 10:26 PM
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Look what happens when I leave you early 
Can you not be trusted to be led into temptation. As you are all young and impetuous, forgiveness can be warranted on this occasion. This may not be so forthcoming should you stray from the path again. To do so in future will be at your own peril and your souls may be beyond redemption.
Be stong Brothers and Sisters and show the depth of your loyalty to all things Toast.
Bless you children as you do not realise your errors.
Ahmen
Can you not be trusted to be led into temptation. As you are all young and impetuous, forgiveness can be warranted on this occasion. This may not be so forthcoming should you stray from the path again. To do so in future will be at your own peril and your souls may be beyond redemption.
Be stong Brothers and Sisters and show the depth of your loyalty to all things Toast.
Bless you children as you do not realise your errors.
Ahmen
14 February 2005, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Hold on...seeing as I am the Founder of the Fellowship of the Toast, surely you must endeavor to copy my movements and park in the doughnut with me??
Your Lordship has special dispensation for parking his chariot in a safe haven whilst he spreads the good word of the Fellowship in local watering holes of an evening. We must not confuse this activity with hanging around with the chavs in their kingdom as they are not for turning and it would be waste of preaching. Indeed the other protagonists in this equation, those who travel in the "jam sandwich" may tarnish us with the chavdom brush - and that would NEVER do!
14 February 2005, 11:13 PM
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Brothers................................I seek enlightenment.
Is it permisable to visit this unholy place when the great yellow orb shineth from up above.................except on Sunday mornings of course
Is it permisable to visit this unholy place when the great yellow orb shineth from up above.................except on Sunday mornings of course
15 February 2005, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by medic
Brothers................................I seek enlightenment.
Is it permisable to visit this unholy place when the great yellow orb shineth from up above.................except on Sunday mornings of course
Is it permisable to visit this unholy place when the great yellow orb shineth from up above.................except on Sunday mornings of course
The followers of Chavness tend to congregate post 6 pm. This currently means the glowing yellow orb of light is normally replaced by its less bright cousin the White orb, which is often not all there and is also known as a Half Orb.
This means that when the great yellow orb is risen, safety can be achieved in the donut
This will need to be reviewed as time progresses as sometimes the great yellow orb stays risen well in to what is known as evening and night.
Lord Toast, your words of wisdom are required now more than ever, but I have a suspicion of your view.
Brother Max
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15 February 2005, 12:19 AM
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Max, once again your words make me very proud
Medic, from my many MANY years experience safety in the doughnut occurs from between the hours of 9am and 7pm, after that the congregations of the Chav engage the area with their rancid vehicles.
However, as I have previously mentioned, the doughnut carpark is one of the safest car parks in chesterfield town centre and therefore should not be instantly written off due to its image. Therefore despite its apparent chavviness it is also a practical solution for the Subaru owner wishing to park his/her car safely.
I can only offer you these words, its is up to you all to determine your own path. If you need me you may reach me through prayer
Medic, from my many MANY years experience safety in the doughnut occurs from between the hours of 9am and 7pm, after that the congregations of the Chav engage the area with their rancid vehicles.
However, as I have previously mentioned, the doughnut carpark is one of the safest car parks in chesterfield town centre and therefore should not be instantly written off due to its image. Therefore despite its apparent chavviness it is also a practical solution for the Subaru owner wishing to park his/her car safely.
I can only offer you these words, its is up to you all to determine your own path. If you need me you may reach me through prayer
15 February 2005, 12:25 AM
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I suppose the differential here is whether to park and gather or park and go.
One could almost say
"Gather or not to gather? That is the question".
Brother Max
One could almost say
"Gather or not to gather? That is the question".
Brother Max
15 February 2005, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Admittedly, I used to park and gather in my Pre-Subaru days, however I now find 'Park and Leg It' more appropriate!
I note Brother Ubik is quiet tonight. One can only assume he is on a night time pilgrimage or is perhaps seeking guidance from the good book and will grace us with his comments tomorrow.
Tis nearing the time of nightly recouperation and shall fall silent myself imminently.
Rest well my children.
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15 February 2005, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobimax
I note Brother Ubik is quiet tonight.
15 February 2005, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobimax
But this is an open Fellowship of the new PC softy world, where it is good to challenge those staid old un-educated views?
Damnation and the fires of hell await those that partake in doughnut excursions!