never had cobra or kingfisher

my **** is suffering today mind
along with the carwash toilet

so i came home to move sum of my stuff over to the new pad, just the essentials mind
i took over the wide screen TV, the satellite receiver and the PS2

next up is probably the pc, but i still dont have broadband sorted out yet

 

I must be a fooking mug delivering parcels in this weather. Soaked thru and sick as ****. But hey, at least it's friday. Gotta work tomorrow

 

Quiet in 'ere today. I think we need some more posts n bumps cos them lot from Grimsby are closin in on us!!!

Quick question, anyone runnin GReddy Profec B Spec II boost controller and a boost gauge? I wanna know what 35% on the Profec reads on a boost gauge.

Sticky, hows ya house move goin? If you need a van n driver I'd be only too happy to lend a hand if ya need it. Cost ya a pint tho

 

Holy **** what jus happened was disgustin.


If you dont know I smoke, but usually I'm not allowed to at lisa's unless her ma's away. Anyhow her ma's away to Rome, so Ive got a can of Fosters at one side of the keyboard, and an empty one with a little ale in that I'm using as an ashtray. Well put 2+2 together and you know what happened.

It was NOT nice to say the least.

Must say congrats to lisa for clearing the bathroom sink when I puked in it.

 

Beer and tabs, usually a good combonation.....if you smoke and drinkD:

 

Not in the same can!!!!!!!!!

Think i'd rather have the plague than the taste thats in me mouth.

See you were up to your old tricks the other day. Tryin to get ya car into the building at work to keep an eye on it.

 

That what you meant smiley wise?

























You drunken bum.

 

Don't smoke but drinking too much
Actually haven't had a good sesh on the lash for about a month working nights.
Last time I went out was with work and I'm still hearing the stories now as I have no recollection of events

Parking would be alright if it was not for all the QE staff using our car park, the b@stards

 

Nowt to be ashamed of, thats a proper night out. You know you've had a good time when you can't remember it.

Was delivering up your way this morning, bit emmerdale-ish.

 

Gods(forsaken) country

 

Bloody A-Z doesn't go that far out, so Prudhoe (where i was) must be hill billy land.

Kept my eye out for a red blob-eye, but only saw a green classic all day.

 

At work this afternoon, need to pay for shiny things

 

Evening all,

Quick question for all you red blooded males...........................

Would you rather have a day with the car of your dreams or the woman of your dreams?

 

Had to work this morning cos my employer is cruel

Richie, I'm gonna start leaving these:


under your wipers when i pass your car at work. wont be putting any proper cons numbers on tho.

 

All the staff on the ward upstairs will ring me and tell me that 'security' have stickered my car again

 

Youre going to be popular then.... provided you're on days.

 

Day and night with Kelly Brook over the car everytime. Oh hell yeah!!!!

 

cheers for the delivery martin, laptop is up and running again with a new hard drive

looks like i will still have internet access after all

 

Micky,

Glad I could help

Martin

 

Morning, today is a good day to stuff some Mackems or sack a manager

 

Why did the pidgeon cross the road?


































To get run over by me!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Anyone local after a facelifted classic front lip spoiler?

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthrea...73#post5115573

Now provisionally sold. That was quick.

 

Jesus will it ever stop bloody raining

 

Supposedly in for the week

 

took the afternoon of work for somebody to change the electricity meter in the new pad


could not see why it needed changed myself, its only 5 years old and gave out the figures no problems, but nope, the stupid numpty from "NPOWER" told me i needed to stay in from 12-4pm to wait for somebody to change the meter

GT4
DFP steering wheel and pedals, i took the afternoon of for sum ps2 action
bloke turns up near 3, reads the meter and tells me there's no need to change it
so i ended up waisting my time

word on the street = crap weather till thursday
this came from an old woman in the post office, can not guarantee its authenticity mind

 

Old people in Post Offices normally know best

 

You're right they have that special all knowing power from watching too much 'Most Haunted' oooooooooooooooooo

 

Where did that come from Martin???????

Since I have the car , I will have to take the woman ------------ dream on!!!

 

Hi Paul,

Just my thought of the day

A little bit like.................. who would win in a fight?

Sooty or Sweep

It's been a long day already

 

Went down to Team VAlley Halfords to day to get some Meguairs.
Spotted a silver classic MY99/00 with ?Magnex exhaust. Anyway just incase you don't know your brake lights are out, only the spoiler one working.

Also a beautiful black newage burbled passed, gold pff7's on