So is Venice as smelly as people say it is

 

its a bit run down TBH
its coverd in graffiti, the best bit i saw said sumthing like "KILL ALL TOURISTS"

i didnt relise that EVERYTHING is based around the water, the taxis, the ambulances, the police, the buses, there all boats.

i think theres 1 road in with a big car park and thats it, i was not expecting that
also really easy to get lost, ended up in the hospitals breast screening clinic

i thought it was a short cut!!

lots of places did not speak english so that was fun as well, wave money, point and use crazy hand gestures and you can get by

told the G/F that "grassi" was thankyou or sumthing, turns out it means "FAT" so she was calling all the shop keepers fat
i think i will do a bit of research on the next trip and learn sum local phrases and stuff,
basically we just landed at the airport with an address of the hotel in "Mestre" and no idea what we were supposed to do pmsl

amazing what you pick up when your thrown in at the deep end

 

That'll be "grazie", sort of pronounced grat-zy for thanks.

"LOST AND BREASTS"

 

heard a few people say sumthing which sounded the same so i told her "grassi"

we only found out about the true meaning when we read the nutri info on the back of a coke can

 

Watch the dvd then you will see what i mean

 

By the way just a piece of useless information TNT have a gondolla which they use for deliveis and collections in venice.

 

Hope that gondolla has a scoob engine, so the "deliveis" can be done quicker Something like in the Bond movie

 

Oh!! Morning All

The Mrs is still trying to decide on a new motor. Its now down to a Murano or a Golf GTi. Not much differance there then???????????

Paul

Just a note ................ a Mazda RX8 was first choice, but only 4 seats.......... can anyone see any similarity between these?????????

 

they all have at least a steering wheel???

do i win a prize??
alyn

 

i saw a small boat with a big crane thing on it as well doing deliverys

thing was, when the crane went out, the boat nearly capsized?

small boat + big crane =

got nothing at all to do today, might do a bit painting

 

Finger or Toe nails

Seriously though, you could go to the dentist for me, just a little absess

Paul

 

had a tooth pulled last week......think there is a bit of tooth left in so i may need to go back this week!!!!!!!!

i hate dentists.

 

LOL at Alyn

 

Ouch!!!!!!
Oh what fun we have.

Paul

 

#
LMFAO

toe nails of course

i have full on Venicien nail art on the fingers

one of the floodlights outside had packed in, so i asked the engineer to "aquire" another for me

delivery came with this massive lamp inside, bigger then the others, so i hooked that up

tuned floodlights are the future!!
now searching google for 6000watt lamps pmsl

 

Morning all

 

Mornin to you too

Martin

 

mooning

 

Cheers Micky my eyes are bleeding and I'm scarred for life

Mourning All

 

another harsh night out on the lash then richie

 

I wish

Just finished 8 shifts, off today and still going in to work to see the boss and back again proper tomorrow

 

Will somebody rate this thread and get it back up to 5 stars

 

never rated before

 

Is that the time, need to sort **** out and go, laters

 

im still flued up anyway, caught it on the last day, i rekon its itallian bird flu, its wiped me out

just got to clear the alien slime from my chest and i will have recoverd.
i spent all day on sunday stuck in bed down south at my G/F`s as i couldnt face the drive back home

 

Stuck in bed with your G/F............................

There a hardship

Martin

 

STI Paul,

If you changed you mind and decided on an RX8, I have contacts in the Mazda trade

Cheers

Martin

 

i couldnt deliver

 

Newbie

Just picked up my new STi Type UK + PPP on Tuesday. Live in the Darlington area. Just thought I'd pop in the Northern section to say Hi.

When & where do you guy's meet up?

stilover

 

http://www.tyneteesscoobies.com/

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