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25 February 2005, 08:14 AM
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25 February 2005, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by STi Paul
The car should be mapped properly taking into account what modifications you've done, thats what an aftermarket ECU is all about
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25 February 2005, 02:35 PM
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Sorry lads, should have given better location, its at the end of the coast road and right upto the sea, the sweeping car park next to the leisure centre, between Whitley Bay and Tynemouth. Its always swarming with cars parked up and people razzing around.
25 February 2005, 10:36 PM
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Just had a play with a RX7, 
which according to its rear bumper, had 450+ 
bhp, didnt last long 
as I was blown away, literaly(sp), blown the hose off the intercooler.
The car wouldn't go very well after that.
Paul
which according to its rear bumper, had 450+ bhp, didnt last long as I was blown away, literaly(sp), blown the hose off the intercooler. The car wouldn't go very well after that.
Paul
, hopefully a quick fix with a jubilee clip or 2
26 February 2005, 02:27 PM
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Back home a nd nowt left except the huge pile I shovelled from the other day
Mild weekend and supposed to be more snow, all be it light, next week.
Mild weekend and supposed to be more snow, all be it light, next week.
26 February 2005, 03:21 PM
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Afternoon everyone. Well the secret ingredients are now back and waiting to be bolted to the TART MOBILE. and cant wait for the Rolling Road day in March. Nice rant paul. Have you discovered how to overcome the problem with your turbo on the scooby yet. Hows the corsa going. Hi martin and how you feeling. John whats the Blue Velvet in newcastle matey. Richie glad my money is going to good use. What you doing with your old wheels.
26 February 2005, 03:46 PM
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A recent survey asked 1000 women if their tw@t twitched after sex. 98% replied. No he just farts and goes to sleep.
A man was placed in intensive care, tubes everywhere, nearly comatose. A week later, a second man was put in the same room in very nearly the same condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, oxygen tubes puffing, monitors pinging, etc.
After a few days, one of the men had the strength to raise his hand and catch the other man's attention. He pointed to himself and said, "Jimmy."
The other man weakly pointed to himself and said, "Paddy."
This act tired them both out so badly it was another day or two before they tried again.
The first man pointed to himself and said, "Scottish."
The second man said, "Irish."
Again the fatigue set in and they both fell fast asleep. In another couple of days they were at it again.
Jimmy summoned up the strength to say, "Glasgow."
Paddy whispered back, "Dublin."
This time they were both stronger and could continue.
"Cancer," said Jimmy.
"Sagittarius," replied Paddy.
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts
out .. "SH* T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office, Paddy was asked his occupation..."panty stitcher.... I stitch de elastic in ladies panties" he replied. Being unskilled labour, Paddy was given 100 euros a week. Mick replied 'diesel fitter', and since this is skilled work he was given 200 euros a week.
When Paddy found out Mick was getting 100 euros a week more than him he was furious. He stormed back into the unemployment office and demanded to know why his mate was getting more wonga. The clerk explained that panty stitching is unskilled work, whereas diesel fitting was skilled work. 'What skill???' yelled Paddy....'I sew the elastic on the panties. Mick puts them over his head and says 'yep, diesel fitter'.
26 February 2005, 04:06 PM
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Lol
John, what are all these goodies you are getting on the Tart Mobile. Are they 'go faster' goodies or 'Bling' goodies.
Paul, fancy not being able to keep up with an RX7. New turbo required, me thinks.
Martin
John, what are all these goodies you are getting on the Tart Mobile. Are they 'go faster' goodies or 'Bling' goodies.
Paul, fancy not being able to keep up with an RX7. New turbo required, me thinks.
Martin
26 February 2005, 05:34 PM
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Well the List would be exhaustive If I told you and its more fun keeping you guessing. lets say there are some bits that are GO Faaaaster with a hint of bling and there are bits that are purely go faster and there are bits that are mainly bling with a hint of go faster and there are some bits that are purely Blong. (LOL). Now wheres me credit card gone to get that seven speed sequential gearbox paid for
26 February 2005, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ninnybobs
SubtypeR,
Go on, go on, go on,go on, go on. Tell us...........pleeeeaaaaaase
Martin
Go on, go on, go on,go on, go on. Tell us...........pleeeeaaaaaase
Martin
Cheap at half the price
Just to add if anyone is thinking heading to the Gate in town for a beer or three, don't bother its sh*te and thats why I'm here now
26 February 2005, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby New
Any of your lot at Well Lane tomorrow? There's a few of us going 
27 February 2005, 06:50 PM
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Hi Guys Was out in toon last night and was a great night out. So where did you end up Richie. What happened at the Rolling road day. Martin patience is a virtue lol. Will be like big brother keeping you guessing who or what is going on today LOL. Might be a 2.5 conversion with Garrett Turbo and Front Mount Intercooler. Or might be a New 6 speed gearbox or might be all of them put together LOL. Probably just change the oil filter and plugs lol.