Harry Hill is a talentless tw.at IMHO. Cant stand the bloke.

Bring back Beadle

 

ohhh fireworks display going on now sounds like im in iraq

 

Going shopping soon

But hey,lets see what i can sneak in the trolley from the last two isles without Miss Speye noticing before the checkout.

 

Who wears the trousers in your house?

You should get your beer in during the day when she's not about and hide it in the boot of the car or at the back of the fridge

 

Mick i wear the pant's, but she had the cash.

 

Such is life.

Women know how to keep the money and not share it

 

Still tho,i got mesel some goody's

 

anyone know a nice cheap garage to get a backbox and a middle section exhaust fitted ??

i need wheel alignment(spelling) done as well if anyone can recommend a good operator cheers .

is 27 miles to the gallon any good on a standard wrx 2001 car is going well just thought they were not as good as this on fuel , not complaining mind .
one more thing why do saxo drivers want to race subaru drivers im not wasting my petrol on them b racers .

 

www.asperformance.com

 

morning

drove past the defunct mg rover dealership on the royal quays this morning, some builders have been working on the site for a few months now, new signs up this morning saying its going to be a new 24 lane bowling alley

i feel an english brekkie coming on

 

mmmmmmmmmm

 

27miles, bloody luxury to get that

Morning all, another bank holiday, another sodding day in the office this afternoon

 

Micky you need black pudding, [HOMER MODE]mmm black pudding, sweet, sweet congealed pigs blood and hogs anus[/HOMER MODE]

 

Homer

No work, but can't go drinking

Got to pick her up from work at 4pm

So...... I think I'll doss about at hers and raid the fridge whilst she's not in

 

Didnt get in from the drink/gentlemen club till 5am

Was well hammered

Now got a very sore head

 

Dirty stop-out

 

Gawd i feel ruff as $hite,10+ bottles of magners testerday + 7 pints i was bloody legless

Might go to bed

 

You drunkard

I'm only on my third can

Don't want to get too pissed, gotta go back to work in the morning

 

Can't face a beer at the moment,might try one later.

 

You need one of these to freshen yourself up a bit:




Add some bacon and sausage etc, just what you need.

Oh and one or two of these, just to assist




Sorry for the blatant picture robbery

 

there is 2 sausage under the bun LOL

there just a bit black and frazzlled
ran out of bacon

 

Look's like an ASDA takeaway brekkie Micky.

 

Quiet in here tonight

 

you don't get mushrooms with the asda takeaway one, and there's no bacon on mine

it was made with only the finest fresh ingredients i found rolling behind the fridge

 

Hello and Goodbye, im off to the pub to spend a few beer tokens

 

Its the weekend again (well for me )

Been back to work this week dont like it

 

I know that feeling

 

Yaaaaaaaaaa got a scoob today

 

Was that you testerday on the roundabout above the A1 at Kenton?



Evening all

Mick

 

Did you used to work in Gateshead, when you had the reddy coloured one??