wondering why there is a boiled egg on top of the choclate cake

 

where is Pete Lewis when you need him?

Micky I can't remember if that was clotted cream, ice cream or an egg at the time, too p1ssed

 

No pictures, but this is what i will be having tomorrow and tuesday



Chinese wedding food ROCK'S

 

crab meat sounds nice

is that like one of asda`s crab sticks

 

More like this



Then this

 

Hello all! iv finally fingers crossed lol, got my scooby fixed! it's only taken like 5mnths but had to save up the cash first to pay for it, for any of you's who new i was running my own taxi firm well that went down the pan! D'oh!! which also delayed my scooby from gettin fixed! i did make it down to lightwater valley tho in my chrysler (horrible) spoke to mick for the first time!, any hoo gota go pick scoob up from mr Dennis commans! ( or con-man??) erm monday if i can get up there! final bill was just over £2000! am skint now for eva lol! so i will 100% be at the next tts meet all goin well! p.s think am gona de-spoiler the scooby! whats peeps opinions on that? luk good or bad??

cheers Craig.....

 

Welcome Back Craig

Glad too hear all is sorted eventually.


Mick

 

Nice to hear your back on the road Craig

Martin

 

Evening Martin, How's things?

 

Damn right loads of courses, finished off with soup then oranges

 

It's my birthday, I'll drink if I want to

21 again

 

Happy Birthday Micky

 

had to ring up a man from barclays the other day and i did not belive i was 28

i kept getting the "whats your age sir" question wrong, i thought i was 27 pmsl

 

Happy Birthday Micky

 

Happy Birthday Micky,Can do you a deal on a cheap stairlift if the legs are getting a bit creaky.

 

Cheers all

My legs have been creaky since I was 21

Had a nice run out to carlisle today, so just having my first beer of the day.

Should really be pi.ssed by now

 

im on the wagon

 

***** to that, Lager, Lager, Lager!!!!!!!

 

i bought some magners/bulmers

quite nice TBH
the fosters has not been touched tonight

 

AArrrggghhh - it's cider boy

 

Magner's is blady lurvley

DAY 1 in the alcohlol free house
Day started fine until i got home after work,sat down life felt so empty.Found myself grabbing round object's and trying to drink them,found myself wandering unconrolably toward's the fridge only to find it empty,apart from a bit mouldy cheese and a half a bottle of flat lemonade.Decided i would have an early night,woke up at 4.30am in a cold sweat,had a nightmare that there was no booze in the house had to run to the fridge to see if it was true,sadly it was.three houses over the road put there lights on when they herd me screaming NNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DAY 2 in the alchohol free house

The day started bad when , through the uncontrolable shakes i am now experiencing.Electocuted myself 4 times trying to wire a power point up,Halucinations have started too,drove past a white vw beetle with a carling can attached to the back,only to blink and relise it was a Red Bull can Whilst shopping tonight i hade to overcome my fears and walk down the Booze isle only to come out the other end a dribbling wreckalough strangley nowt in my hands Step 1 i thought to myself

Another extract from the diary of my liver is starting to feel normal again and i think i need AA tommorow

 

Does this mean you're back with the ex, and she's got the thumb well and truly planted

Or is it a health kick

An alcohol free house doesn't sound like fun.

Beside's this is my online birthday party (for the time being) so dash to the corner shop and get a can or I'm never speaking to you again















































Well not until your next post or tomorrow

 

Answers

1 yes

2 yes


3 yes


im celebrating with a glass of Tango Mixed Fruits CHEERS

 

hey Mick! whats this achol free crap?? lol, i tried that1 last'd approx 3hrs b4 running to the shop! shud av really used the car tho! why you no drinkie? me n the WIFE are takin the scoob on a nice run 2mora upto slayley to see some friends should be good on the twisties! mwahhhh

 

WIFE

 

craig is married??

 

DAY 3 in the alcohol free house.

The wagon went round a rather tight bend this evening and i fell off


Beer anyone?

 

Nice cold beer fresh from the fridge



BEER! BEER! NEED MORE BEER!!!!!

 

with the EX mick????????



good job she isnt on ere, otherwise you would be beerless and ball less lol



jhon

 

Yes jon the ex(miss Speye) but she has now got her feet well and truly back under the cheble