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From: Zed Ess Won Hay Tee
Originally Posted by richiewong
Well got pulled by the police tonight along the A1.
Single female police officer clocked me at 89, usual stuff in police car, name, address, you know the speed limit etc.
Than let me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God bless that lady, giving traffic cops a good name
Single female police officer clocked me at 89, usual stuff in police car, name, address, you know the speed limit etc.
Than let me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God bless that lady, giving traffic cops a good name
it might have helped!!!
sheck said 2 fit milf coppers came to his the other day when somebody kicked his wing mirror off.
they must be breading
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From: St Louis, Missouri. USA./Newcastle UK.
Originally Posted by StickyMicky
2 fit milf coppers came to his the other day when somebody kicked his wing mirror off.
Going outside to kick janets mirrors off now.
Mick
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From: Newcastle TTS
Originally Posted by speye91
Stop it.................
Going outside to kick janets mirrors off now.
Mick
Going outside to kick janets mirrors off now.
Mick
They werent MILF's just ILF's
Last edited by Doggy; Jul 16, 2006 at 09:30 AM.
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From: St Louis, Missouri. USA./Newcastle UK.
I saw two fit blonde Wpc's last week coming out of Whitley Bay nick.
Needless to say, beeped the horn and give them a wave
Was waiting all afternoon to get a pull , but never did
Mick
Needless to say, beeped the horn and give them a wave
Was waiting all afternoon to get a pull , but never did
Mick
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From: St Louis, Missouri. USA./Newcastle UK.
Jesus, it's warm today.Had to come in as im starting to look like a Lobster.
Barby for brekky tho, now i think i will go and put it back on again.
Beers in the fridge cooling nicley
Mick
Barby for brekky tho, now i think i will go and put it back on again.
Beers in the fridge cooling nicley
Mick
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
It's another scorcher today. 
6pm can't get here soon enough so I can have a nice cold beer, for re-hydration purpose only.
6pm can't get here soon enough so I can have a nice cold beer, for re-hydration purpose only.
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
Originally Posted by stockcar
why 6pm?? skiving at home Mickey??
TUT - TUT.............
TUT - TUT.............
Lisa doesn't finish work til after me
so beer has to wait.
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From: Zed Ess Won Hay Tee
i have no beer at home in the fridge
i do have mars ice creams
rather have a beer tbh
i started "practice" with my new spray gun last night, thought i would give it a little test to see how it fans out
so i sprayed a little bit of the carwash, thought it looked good, so ended up painting all the blowers/driers, completely forgetting to wear a face mask, ended up painting my face and nose yellow
had to cover my finger in thinners and stick it up my nose to get the nose hair back to its normal colour
lesson learned
i do have mars ice creams
rather have a beer tbh
i started "practice" with my new spray gun last night, thought i would give it a little test to see how it fans out
so i sprayed a little bit of the carwash, thought it looked good, so ended up painting all the blowers/driers, completely forgetting to wear a face mask, ended up painting my face and nose yellow
had to cover my finger in thinners and stick it up my nose to get the nose hair back to its normal colour
lesson learned
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
Originally Posted by speye91
I have a fridge full of Carling, the only problem is, i have to drink them faster as I get thirstier in this heat
Mick
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
Just trying to gently nudge you in the right direction on a hot summer night
I've loads of excuses handy for having a cold one or six.
I've loads of excuses handy for having a cold one or six.
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
Originally Posted by speye91
Evening All, OK admit it WHO HAS PINCHED THE SUN
Mick
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
Originally Posted by speye91
SNAPMick
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
Originally Posted by StickyMicky
plenty sun here today
some random has wrote me a letter of complaint because the carwash has "made my car smell like a kitchen sink"
some random has wrote me a letter of complaint because the carwash has "made my car smell like a kitchen sink"
There's worse smells.
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From: Newcastle. 330bhp-289lb/ft @ 1bar boost - 12.4s @ 105mph
Not missed much. Glorious sunshine erm...... more sunshine
Hope you brought some nice pressies back
Oh, almost forgot, hope you had a nice time
erm...... more sunshine Hope you brought some nice pressies back
Oh, almost forgot, hope you had a nice time