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DBM Auto Wagons are fastest. I can drive mine fast with only one leg and to prove it I will get my left leg amputated tomorrow and race you.
Second thoughts, I won't cut my leg off because I wouldn't be able to take part in the local a*se kicking contest next week.
Seriously though, my Wagon is faster than yours to 60.
I've beaten tanker wagons, flatbed wagons, tipper wagons and chavs.
Big-G,
soon to be a Muppet.
Second thoughts, I won't cut my leg off because I wouldn't be able to take part in the local a*se kicking contest next week.
Seriously though, my Wagon is faster than yours to 60.
I've beaten tanker wagons, flatbed wagons, tipper wagons and chavs.
Big-G,
soon to be a Muppet.
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Do you mean do gold wheels have sex with other gold wheels?
How can a wheel be gay?
You mean do they "look" gay? In which case the answer is.... depends on the colour of your car.
Red car........gay
White car.....not so gay
Blue car......gayish
Silver car.....not gay, just WRONG!
Black car......clutch might slip, but not gay
Green car....not gay (with any kind of wheels on cause green cars are only driven by REAL men)
Can I really say "gay"? Not very politically correct is it?
How can a wheel be gay?
You mean do they "look" gay? In which case the answer is.... depends on the colour of your car.
Red car........gay
White car.....not so gay
Blue car......gayish
Silver car.....not gay, just WRONG!
Black car......clutch might slip, but not gay
Green car....not gay (with any kind of wheels on cause green cars are only driven by REAL men)
Can I really say "gay"? Not very politically correct is it?
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Originally Posted by Big-G
DBM Auto Wagons are fastest. I can drive mine fast with only one leg and to prove it I will get my left leg amputated tomorrow and race you.
Second thoughts, I won't cut my leg off because I wouldn't be able to take part in the local a*se kicking contest next week.
Seriously though, my Wagon is faster than yours to 60.
I've beaten tanker wagons, flatbed wagons, tipper wagons and chavs.
Big-G,
soon to be a Muppet.
Second thoughts, I won't cut my leg off because I wouldn't be able to take part in the local a*se kicking contest next week.
Seriously though, my Wagon is faster than yours to 60.
I've beaten tanker wagons, flatbed wagons, tipper wagons and chavs.
Big-G,
soon to be a Muppet.
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From: MY99UK-MY02STi-MY99Type R-MY06 T20-MY11 340R-MY05 TYPE25
Originally Posted by RICH WILD
Bugeyes are ugly, slow........ and...... ugly...... and...........slow.
There.
There.
It's a Fight <playground voice> FIGHT, FIGHT,FIGHT</playground voice>
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[QUOTE=RICH WILD]Do you mean do gold wheels have sex with other gold wheels?
How can a wheel be gay?
You mean do they "look" gay? In which case the answer is.... depends on the colour of your car.
Red car........gay
White car.....not so gay
Blue car......gayish
Silver car.....not gay, just WRONG!
Black car......clutch might slip, but not gay
Green car....not gay (with any kind of wheels on cause green cars are only driven by REAL men)
you missed off YELLOW, with gold wheels - not gay
How can a wheel be gay?
You mean do they "look" gay? In which case the answer is.... depends on the colour of your car.
Red car........gay
White car.....not so gay
Blue car......gayish
Silver car.....not gay, just WRONG!
Black car......clutch might slip, but not gay
Green car....not gay (with any kind of wheels on cause green cars are only driven by REAL men)
you missed off YELLOW, with gold wheels - not gay
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Originally Posted by RICH WILD
My Mrs. calls wagons "dog vans" for some reason.
OUCH ......my dog just hit me over the head because she saw what I wrote.
She says I love my Scooby more than her, she said either the Scooby goes or she does.
What would you do?
Big-G
Last edited by Big-G; Nov 25, 2004 at 06:45 PM.
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From: Covered in stickers in the year of the HUGE concrete
Att Rich Wild
Originally Posted by * * * KEV * * *
Oh nearly forgot, Blacks better than Green m8
RICH WILD
Red car........gay <- ABSOLUTELY WRONG
White car.....not so gay <- Correct
Blue car......gayish
<- Correct if combined with gold wheels Silver car.....not gay, just WRONG!
<- WRONGBlack car......clutch might slip, but not gay
<- WRONG but increases gayness if it has gold wheelsGreen car....not gay <- Correct
Originally Posted by RICH WILD
if you drive a bugeye, because let's face it.....ugly car........... ugly bird.
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Anyone used that Jap Innovations outfit lately?....staff with the I.Q. of soapdishes, always taking tea breaks instead of dealing with customers, can't understand how they're still in business. Right **** with a green classic works there, iirc!
ATTN. JOHN BANKS, read through your post of the "argument" sketch, and you will see that they spell it wrong only once, at the header, then spell it right every other time, 11 in total!
I rest my case
And silver metallic are the fastest cars anyway
I rest my case
And silver metallic are the fastest cars anyway
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I had a really annoying argument with my house mate "Skoda Kid" and one of my other mates "Lawnmower man". Twas a typical beer-enhanced argument with undertones of "my skoda's faster than your scoob". They reckon there's no point in getting an afterburner vortex cat back exhaust system because I wouldn't feel any difference in power, and that the claims on the scoobyworld website are a load of pish. They reckon the rolling road graphs don't prove anything and that I might as well just get any old exhaust that sounds louder than stock because that's all I'll get from the Vortex anyway.
Surely this can't be true! Can it? I also want to get some sort of induction kit and a dumpvalve (it may be all whoosh but I love it), so should I listen to them and force my self to buy a Peco big-bore-4 off dangerous Allan's nova salvage yard or are the stats on the website true?
http://www.scoobyworld.co.uk/trolley...#afterburnerbb
Surely this can't be true! Can it? I also want to get some sort of induction kit and a dumpvalve (it may be all whoosh but I love it), so should I listen to them and force my self to buy a Peco big-bore-4 off dangerous Allan's nova salvage yard or are the stats on the website true?
http://www.scoobyworld.co.uk/trolley...#afterburnerbb
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Like most cars, i prefer the looks of the classics, but with ongoing technology new has to win on that front!
So 50 - 50 on that one :-)
Vicki sits quite happily on the fence on this one.
So 50 - 50 on that one :-)
Vicki sits quite happily on the fence on this one.
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Originally Posted by micared
Anyone used that Jap Innovations outfit lately?....staff with the I.Q. of soapdishes, always taking tea breaks instead of dealing with customers, can't understand how they're still in business. Right **** with a green classic works there, iirc!
