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Old 23 November 2004, 07:20 PM
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Mother, I'd like you to meet Svetlana...

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/75/75981PP3.html


Do you have to buy them air tickets, or can we get a group buy with UPS?
Old 23 November 2004, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dieseldog
Mother, I'd like you to meet Svetlana...

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/75/75981PP3.html
LOL!!! She wants a man "who have a tallent to be very generous"!! They all want the same thing it seems!!... but then I guess all the guys 'importing' have only one thing in mind too really!
Old 24 November 2004, 11:00 AM
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Here's my favouite Alsu, looking like a cute thing on national cute day!

Old 24 November 2004, 11:11 AM
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LMAO how sad the blokes must be to actually think that once they've got UK citizenship the 'bride' will hang around?
Still it's nice window shopping
Old 24 November 2004, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Neanderthal
LMAO how sad the blokes must be to actually think that once they've got UK citizenship the 'bride' will hang around?
Still it's nice window shopping
Ahem, my wife is from the FSU & is a UK citizen!
Old 24 November 2004, 01:59 PM
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so whats the story, you bid for a bride and arrange for her to come over ? what r the prices like ?
Old 24 November 2004, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by messiah
From her page:

My perception of an ideal relationship: Generous guy
So you'll be skint six months after bringing her over

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Old 24 November 2004, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick
Ahem, my wife is from the FSU & is a UK citizen!
But does she still live with you or do you just keep her chained to the sink?
Old 24 November 2004, 02:15 PM
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its tempting to have one. very tempting
Old 24 November 2004, 02:17 PM
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Ah, Russian Brides

Anyone seen the "Viva la Bam" episode where they get Rabb a russian bride, now she was rather cute.

Question is, how serious would any of you be to actually go through with this?
Old 24 November 2004, 02:19 PM
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This little cutie is the "free" section...

Old 24 November 2004, 02:24 PM
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well it sounds easy. just wouldnt let her near my wallet or house.

seriously tho how do you go about aquiring one of these ladies. i have also heard from others that russian birds are 'high maintenance'
Old 24 November 2004, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
But does she still live with you or do you just keep her chained to the sink?
Maybe I'll ask that about your wife, or maybe you'd think I was being rude?
Old 24 November 2004, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick
Ahem, my wife is from the FSU & is a UK citizen!
Did you 'meet' her via this type of service?
Old 24 November 2004, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by paul-s
well it sounds easy. just wouldnt let her near my wallet or house.

seriously tho how do you go about aquiring one of these ladies. i have also heard from others that russian birds are 'high maintenance'
If you see a wife as something that you acquire, then I suggest that a dating site is not what you're looking for.
Old 24 November 2004, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Neanderthal
Did you 'meet' her via this type of service?
I met her on an honest dating site. There are LOTS of scam dating sites though!
Old 24 November 2004, 02:35 PM
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I doubt it's a case of "I'll have that one" - it's russians we're on about here not Philipino's...
Old 24 November 2004, 04:23 PM
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вы говорите около?
Old 24 November 2004, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
вы говорите около?
Eh? "Do you speak next to?"
Old 24 November 2004, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick
Maybe I'll ask that about your wife, or maybe you'd think I was being rude?
Feel free, I hope I'd see the " " at the end and take it in the spirit it which it was intended.
Old 24 November 2004, 11:32 PM
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I doubt it's a case of "I'll have that one" - it's russians we're on about here not Philipino's...



The foriegn woman is the best


mixed opinions on foriegn women about high maintence etc but if they come from a <poor > 3rd world country depending how you <train> them they can be very cheap to run !!

hence money left for the Green wagons thirst

A lot of these women come from good familys in a poor country and dream of a better life in the UK

when i go back to asia to see the wifes family i am chatted up constantly by sexy asians and some of these women are stunners who dream of a life in the west

i can fetch a few back if you want !!!

a lot of my wifes friends love to live in the UK and reward their husbands with loyality that <flame suit on> English wifes cant give.

There is always a risk with a foriegner woman but also with english women but the risks can be worth it

and some of them russian wifes are stunners arent they ?
Old 25 November 2004, 12:32 AM
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My ex girlfriend is russian and through contact with her and the rest of the russian community in England I feel very happy to point out that russian women are ******* lunatics. They are a lot more than high maintainence. Any of them that are beautiful and well educated will expect constant attention lots of presents and demand hard sex many many times a night. Self obsessed crazy lunatics stear clear.
Old 25 November 2004, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
My ex girlfriend is russian and through contact with her and the rest of the russian community in England I feel very happy to point out that russian women are ******* lunatics. They are a lot more than high maintainence. Any of them that are beautiful and well educated will expect constant attention lots of presents and demand hard sex many many times a night. .

That sounds like pure hell
Old 25 November 2004, 01:19 AM
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My friend who does lots of work abroad including eastern Europe, and the stories he's come back with of him or his fellow "collegues" getting up to "no good" is unbeliveable.

What you hear about these poor countries is true. Single women will do ANYTHING to get out of there and into the UK. Obviously to him and his collegues it's a free one night stand But even some of his collegues have dumped their moody English wife in favour of a much more willing younger, prettier alternative that they have found abroad

Can't say I blame them, goes against my morals..but hell, if I was in the same situation, I wouldn't hesitate
Old 25 November 2004, 01:22 AM
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ding dong hello mama tasty yummy
Old 25 November 2004, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
Single women will do ANYTHING to get out of there and into the UK.
What a load of bull****! FSU women are European & have much the same culture as we have, except (apart from the big cities) they are about 30-40 years behind. Like any culture, there are also criminals, prostitutes & party girls. These will be quite happy to hang on to your arm all night & agree with everything you say - to get a visa. However just like in the UK, you wouldn't marry a prostitute, right? Most FSU women are honest, kind, well brought-up & highly educated, but they are poor & live simple lives. They will have tried an FSU husband, but failed. The husband would most likely have been an alcoholic, often not even coming home at night. He would be abusive, hitting his wife, even in front of the family. He also would not have a job, therefore making his wife take 2 & sometimes 3 jobs to keep him in vodka & nice suits. Once she had a child & maybe could no longer afford to buy him new shoes every week, he would disappear & find a younger, childless woman. Not forgetting to use prostitutes first & give his wife a nice dose of STD.

This is the reason that FSU women look abroad for love. They have usually been married & have a child, making them non-marryable (is that a word?) to local men.
Old 25 November 2004, 09:49 AM
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Nick speakee truthee. Luan Pra Bang - pretty much on the money, but I obviously missed out on the nympho tendencies bit (got the rest though)
Old 25 November 2004, 10:04 AM
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Not forgetting to use prostitutes first & give his wife a nice dose of STD

This is the reason that FSU women look abroad for love. They have usually been married & have a child, making them non-marryable (is that a word?) to local men
woah nice image there!
I suppose we have BUPA which is anyother reason they'd want to live here.
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