David Lock

it was a sort of joke........

Buzzer

PMSL, i got it Dave

ajm

A few weeks ago abunch of pikeys moved into an industrial estate next to an aquarium shop I go to. The kids apparently came into the shop and caused a "disturbance" during which they trashed the shop and spat at the staff for which they were barred. When I got there all the shops were having to keep the doors locked and individually vet each customer before letting them in!

There was only 2 caravans and they had managed to besiege an entire industrial estate within a day of arriving!! No one dared leave their car long enough to go into a shop, it was farcical. I had to get staff to guard the scooby whilst I purchased my weekly rations of frozen lancefish!

Luan Pra bang

I once had some pikeys drive a van through a heavily secured gate naturally smashing the gate to pieces. I marched up to the police station and said can you help me with these pikeys and they politely told me that continuing to use that kind of language would get me arrested and charged with refusal to take **** from scumbags. They then informed my that they would not charge them with criminal damage or help me to remove them. They did however give me a phone number of the 'pikey liason officer' who refused to return any of my calls. I did however meet the **** while he was helping to arrange health visits for the low life scum bags. The scumbags then refused to move because one of the ***** was pregnant and they had to wait for the doctors visit the 'pikey liason officer' arranged. In the end I used the tried and tested this is a truck full of broken up concrete this is your caravan that I am going to dump it on if you don't **** off tactic.

ajm

I think frozen lancefish was one of the few products they didn't manage to steal before the manager saw them off by swinging a large chunk of mopani drift wood at the little oiks!

StickyMicky

we had sum move in about 1 mile from our house on sum waste style ground and after a few days i came home from work to find a massive bonfire on there site as i drove past, called the firebrigade as the black smoke was everywhere and i had trouble seeing the road

while on the fone to the FB a t5 police car came flying down the road, i explained this to the woman operator, then hung up

upon driving the rest of the way home i saw loads of police vans going sumwhere with ther blues on

and the next morning i drove past to see a fire engine there standing around a burnt out car

wtf i told them it was on fire the night before????

MooseRacer

Precisely what the boss of our company did a couple of years ago when they decided to set up home in the carpark.

What really ***** me off is the fact that the police seem afraid of them. Won't go onto a site to search for stolen goods, even when presented with facts proving it.

Ted Maul

anyone who has to live on a roundabout and **** in a bucket gets my sympathy.

anyone who chooses to do this however should be put down.

ajm

Some pikeys moved onto a patch of waste land opposite a mate's old house and the police wouldn't (or maybe couldn't to be fair) do anything about it. The really annoying thing was that some months later we were mucking about booting a rugby ball around one night on the same patch of land and the police turned up and moved us on!!!

pslewis

What did Hitler do to the Gypos?

Makes you kinda like the fella doesn't it?

Pete

Ted Maul

****

pslewis

I take it you don't like my humour then??

I do, however, like your educated, intellectual response!

****

Pete

pslewis

Just had a look-see at your posts

90% are negative, as I thought, however ......

Then, I spot a Jewish slant running through them and, in that case, I see your point about Hitler .................. my apologies!

I also spot, however, a willingness to agree to the current murdering of Palestinians by Isreal - not something I want to go into on a gypo scum thread, however!

Relax!

Pete

ajm

LOL! Old school trolling at its best. Nice to see a bit of research going into selection of the bait.

pslewis

Would you expect anything less from the king??

Pete

MooseRacer

LMAO

Good to have you back 'Pete'

ScottyScoob

I remember about 4 years ago some pikeys moved in next to an industrial estate near us, just next to that was a big grass park where a lot of people went to walk there dogs, play golf etc, but in the end everyone was afraid to go up becuase people were being scared of by the pikeys and there mutts, the final straw was when my younger sis came home crying saying that some of the pikey F**S were throwing stones at them and threatning her and her mates with the dog, that evening myself and a few mates decided to go up and repay the favour, so after a good few lobs we heard engines start up, so thought it was time to go, as we came to the top of the hill about 10 transit vans came screaming after us, Ive never run so fast in all my life, thankfully we did a bit of field hopping and managed to get away. Word got round about our little antics and what happened to my sister, next thing every night the whole area is lobbing stones at the pikeys, they left within two weeks it roughly took about 3 weeks to clean up the place and park has never been the same, Needles and everything was found

Ted Maul

just take it, its a **** comment. no need to go researching

pslewis

On the contrary - I need some research!

Interestingly, I find that someone who cheers for the killing of palestinian women and children calling ME a ****!?

Earth calling Ted Maul, return to ground zero immediately!!

Should do it

Pete

Lord Shrek

ancient chinese motto:

gypo females with unclean rats = less muff diving for men

shrek has no time for stinking pikes.

smelly ***** dismissed...NEXT!!!!!!!!

sparkykev

There's even foreign gypo's going around now. Some arrived in our town, but only stayed a couple of nights. The local rag said they were French, but i thought they were eastern european, maybe polish.
No Transit pickups though, just battered old Merc/BMW estates, so they weren't equipped to lay tarmac, do tree felling or upvc cladding as they do. So i wonder how these intend to earn a living?

pslewis

None of them EARN a living!!

Laying 2mm of tarmac straight on weeds and charging £1000 isn't earning a living - its theft!

I get them stopping outside my house telling me that my huge cherry tree is a danger - and how they are tree surgeons! - fully insured, Guv' - mobile telephone ONLY and a scrap of paper written by the only one who can string 4 words together .... 'We Kut Your Treez' ......... when you say no it takes a full 5 minutes to sink into their inbreed skulls!!

Mind you, they'll spot a quad-bike in a shed at 4 miles!!

Pete

mart360

Prehaps one of our esteemed local law enforcement officers (is that an oxymoron)!!! may care to comment...

how come if you wander into a strangers garden/ house and they call the bib

you can be arrested and removed....


if your wandering through your local town centre in the early hours and stop for a ***, you get stopped questioned and MOVED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do the pikeys have get out of jail free cards or immunity from prosecution stickers....

lets face it if a pikey wanted to take legal action they couldnt....

a) no fixed abode

b) they,d never set foot in a courtroom (theyd never be released)

c) would you find 12 just men & women?

I remember back in the 80,s we were comming back from an Air show and there were a load of them about,, we got held up in a huge tailback,,,

several hours,,

the reason the local bib had recruited all the hgv drivers to block off roads, and they literally made a straight road.................out of the county!!!



over to our profesional friends!!



Mart

ScottyScoob

Just along from our work theres a whole group of pikeys , one night after a drinking session we were walking home and saw some Pikey coming out of the pikey slum with a sledgehammer, as we were wandering along the road about what he was going to do the local police turned up asking what we were doing ,ahhh we thought arrested pikey so we told him about the evil pikey with the sledge hammer but he just shrugged it off and uttered those words "move on"

andypugh2000

What do you call a pikey in a suit??


























the accused

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

I remember as a kid that four or five caravans and associated vehicles moved onto a field near where I lived, the local ******* soon saw them off with high powered air rifles, they didnt like that one bit as it would pierce the skin of a caravan easily.

Anyway I thought we werent allowed to use the P(ikey) word as it is racist or something or has a comitee got together to decide on what groups are allowed to be reffered to in a negative way, Gypos, Gingers, fatties and chavs are all fair game as long as they arent a different colour.

I suppose they ask for it really, I have never heard of anybody saying what a lovely drive they have had laid or how the Gypsies left the field in a better state than when they got there, anybody got a good word for these people as they cant all be bad can they ?

pslewis

Good word for them??

A few good words have been given ....... Scum, Thieves, Pigs, etc.

They all sum it up nicely I would think?

Pete

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

PSL, fair point but generally you dont have a good word for anyone anyway !

NotoriousREV

My next door neighbour paid a bunch of gypos £150 to tarmac his drive, it's still in good nick and has been down 10 years with various big 4x4's and trailers being parked on it.

That being said, burn them all. We had a bunch find a spot near the local "housing association" estate, they moved out pretty quickly due to having their stuff robbed by the local scumbags. When your caravan has a widescreen TV and you're driving round in a Merc, you shouldn't park up near plastic scousers