Impreza Chavs
Originally Posted by NACRO
As an aside did you know that cat haters and gun owners are most likely to be serial killers and rapists.
Wahhooo - I love cats and haven't got a gun so your all safe!
The thread is verging on belonging in Muppets if you ask me.
Originally Posted by NACRO
As an aside did you know that cat haters and gun owners are most likely to be serial killers and rapists.
The thread is verging on belonging in Muppets if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
Nah, keep it in here, if it was in muppets, there would be another 30 pages of random smileys and text messages insterspersed between NACRO's amusing diatribe!
Nah, keep it in here, if it was in muppets, there would be another 30 pages of random smileys and text messages insterspersed between NACRO's amusing diatribe!
Originally Posted by NACRO
Provide picture proof like I did jaun.
Quite a small and recent new build too going on the look of it and the fact you can only squeeze one car onto the stain free tarmac drive.
How the mighty really live eh nackers?
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Oh dear jaun, is this the best you can come up with?
and ajm the change of subject is part of the natural evolution of the thread, why do you always get so defensive when the subject of gun maniac cat haters comes up?
and ajm the change of subject is part of the natural evolution of the thread, why do you always get so defensive when the subject of gun maniac cat haters comes up?
I hardly think pointing out your less than subtle subject change is getting defensive. In fact your change over to guns and cats was little more than a defensive move on your part. A crude way to try and deflect the heat. Unfortunately for you I am well versed in both subjects, and am more than equipped to argue either, ad infinitum..... but this is neither the time nor the place.
As for this thread, I detect a large reduction of pace on your part. Have you finally run out of wind?
As for this thread, I detect a large reduction of pace on your part. Have you finally run out of wind?
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I didn't change the subject ajm, you really must try reading what's been put on the thread prior to engaging your fat mouth.
As for the pace change I'm busy with some work related stuff ATM, in fact I'm off for a rather nice lunch right now. Back later.
As for the pace change I'm busy with some work related stuff ATM, in fact I'm off for a rather nice lunch right now. Back later.
This thread is turning into a big smelly pile of dump NACRO is just spouting b*llocks and people are feeding off it.
I think the only way to stop this thread is too leave NACRO too it in his own little world.
Personally if I was a moderator I wouldve stopped the thread long ago as it's just taking up pointless space on your SQL Database.
NACRO you could be a standup comedian the stuff you have come out with over the past few days it has got comedy value.
I think the only way to stop this thread is too leave NACRO too it in his own little world.
Personally if I was a moderator I wouldve stopped the thread long ago as it's just taking up pointless space on your SQL Database.
NACRO you could be a standup comedian the stuff you have come out with over the past few days it has got comedy value.
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I can only work with the material I'm given which in your case is pretty poor ajm, but considering that considerable disadvantage the whole thing is going along nicely for such a long lived thread.
I'm also not surprised you'd like the whole thing to go away, as someone who presumably takes this board seriously and has even gone to the lengths of paying to use it, you've certainly made yourself appear rather foolish yet again.
"onward and upward" is the only way left to go from the depths you've plumbed here. I note you feel unable to talk about your favourite pet subjects guns and cat hate brought up by pbr not my good self.
As for lunch it was a good selection for a gourmet such as myself, at a nice little place I patronise in the foothillls of the Pyrenees.
A kir to start, salade palmiere, bavette au echallotes followed by a nice selection of fromage and a mousse chocolate for afters (I didn't eat all that though, far too rich for me). Accompanied with a rather fine Irouleguy (for the benefit of the great scoobynet unwashed this is wine).
Add to that some good conversation (albeit mostly in French) and a two hour break from work, all in all I'm having rather a nice day.
Any time anyone wants a lunch report to see how the other half live then feel free to ask
Perhaps you could even join in with your own reports, something like this maybe:
Ate crap sandwich at desk, drank flat and warm soft drink
or
A selection of overcooked vegetables accompanied by some unidentifiable meat substance all washed down with some cheap and nasty instant coffee.
ROFLMAO- how banal.
Oh and matt2K I notice you are
a) contributing further to the thread- thus perpetuating it
b) unable to admit when you are WRONG just like some of the other flawed individuals on here, go back and read the thread, there's a good boy.
I'm glad you are discerning enough to realise the comedy value of it though, that at least puts you on a better footing than some people I could mention.
I'm also not surprised you'd like the whole thing to go away, as someone who presumably takes this board seriously and has even gone to the lengths of paying to use it, you've certainly made yourself appear rather foolish yet again.
"onward and upward" is the only way left to go from the depths you've plumbed here. I note you feel unable to talk about your favourite pet subjects guns and cat hate brought up by pbr not my good self.
As for lunch it was a good selection for a gourmet such as myself, at a nice little place I patronise in the foothillls of the Pyrenees.
A kir to start, salade palmiere, bavette au echallotes followed by a nice selection of fromage and a mousse chocolate for afters (I didn't eat all that though, far too rich for me). Accompanied with a rather fine Irouleguy (for the benefit of the great scoobynet unwashed this is wine).
Add to that some good conversation (albeit mostly in French) and a two hour break from work, all in all I'm having rather a nice day.
Any time anyone wants a lunch report to see how the other half live then feel free to ask

Perhaps you could even join in with your own reports, something like this maybe:
Ate crap sandwich at desk, drank flat and warm soft drink
or
A selection of overcooked vegetables accompanied by some unidentifiable meat substance all washed down with some cheap and nasty instant coffee.
ROFLMAO- how banal.
Oh and matt2K I notice you are
a) contributing further to the thread- thus perpetuating it
b) unable to admit when you are WRONG just like some of the other flawed individuals on here, go back and read the thread, there's a good boy.
I'm glad you are discerning enough to realise the comedy value of it though, that at least puts you on a better footing than some people I could mention.
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Originally Posted by image doctor
I used to have a bit of fun with some losers called Mycroft and Claudius, I wonder if they are still about?
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Don't remember claudius but mycroft used to be on the Toyota imports forum as well.
Mycroft was banned from here, although it wouldn't surprise me if he still posted here under another name.
Don't you think it's great how many months on we are still talking about him?
Respect is due.
Mycroft was banned from here, although it wouldn't surprise me if he still posted here under another name.
Don't you think it's great how many months on we are still talking about him?
Respect is due.
Originally Posted by image doctor
I used to have a bit of fun with some losers called Mycroft and Claudius, I wonder if they are still about?
Mycroft was banned; Claudius therefore lost his raison d'etre here, so he followed Iain puppy-style elsewhere.
But hey, YOU haven't been around much lately either!
NACRO what am I wrong about? I think the question should be what are you right about?
Yes I am contributing in order to get you banned
All I have read so far from you is pointless crap.
Yes I am contributing in order to get you banned

All I have read so far from you is pointless crap.
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Originally Posted by NACRO
I can only work with the material blah blah...
"onward and upward" is the only way left to go from the depths you've plumbed here"
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matt2K said "NACRO you just need to give up now coz I think you are running out of material you Chris Eubank impersonator how many times have you said "I am the king"
You are starting to repeat the same crap."
If you'd bothered to read my reply you'd see that I've only said it once, not surprised you failed to acknowledge that though, after all all you've done so far is talk bull.
As for getting me banned, how pathetic not to mention a fruitless hope. I've been advised what is and isn't acceptable and in deference to the powers that be intend to stick to the letter and spirit of the 'law' from now on.
You are starting to repeat the same crap."
If you'd bothered to read my reply you'd see that I've only said it once, not surprised you failed to acknowledge that though, after all all you've done so far is talk bull.
As for getting me banned, how pathetic not to mention a fruitless hope. I've been advised what is and isn't acceptable and in deference to the powers that be intend to stick to the letter and spirit of the 'law' from now on.
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......but ajm you are clearly a bottom feeder, that being the case why not get back into your natural habitat, under a rock 
I note you were unable to leave the thread alone despite saying
" I think its safe to pronounce this thread as life extinct."
Of course I didn't expect you'd be able to resist jazzing some life into the corpse, all I have to do is press the right buttons.

I note you were unable to leave the thread alone despite saying
" I think its safe to pronounce this thread as life extinct."
Of course I didn't expect you'd be able to resist jazzing some life into the corpse, all I have to do is press the right buttons.
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quote :"I don't have time to pay attention Nacro. I believe everything you say equally"
Now there's a sentiment I agree with. Glad you recognise when the truth is being spoken, perhaps you don't feel hurt and upset by comments unlike the others here and are thus able to keep a level head.
Now there's a sentiment I agree with. Glad you recognise when the truth is being spoken, perhaps you don't feel hurt and upset by comments unlike the others here and are thus able to keep a level head.
ok here we go... 
Its a bit of a read but quite interesting
Internet stalker profile (especially a male)
(sound familiar?
)
Variations:
Troll. The Troll's purpose is to be given more credibility than he really deserves, and to suck people into useless, pointless, never-ending, emotionally draining ranting discussions full of verbal loops and "word labyrinths", playing people against each other, hurting their feelings, and wasting their time and emotional energy
(sound familiar?
)
There are two main types of trolls:
Trolls are relatively easy to spot, but they may not be apparent to the naive user. There isn't a single set of characteristics that applies to trolls, but you can look for some or all of the following signs:
Conclusion:
So what does this show.
a) nacro is indeed a troll
b) he can handle the stirring part but is not good enough to do the more subtle routines
c) he lives in a one bedroom new build (that I saw earlier)
d) socially inept
e) lives in a made up fantasy world and can even fool himself
f) overweight
g) has a small moustache
h) no friends or life outside the net
i) psychologically disturbed
cheers

Its a bit of a read but quite interesting
Internet stalker profile (especially a male)
- lives in a 1-room apartment which hasn't been cleaned for months - if ever
- has stacks of pornographic magazines in his bedroom area
- has poor personal hygiene
- has poor table manners
- has poor social etiquette
- hasn't changed the sheets on his bed for months, which are now best described as crusty
- has a bathroom, the state of which doesn't bear thinking about
lives on pizza and beer/coke, the remnants of which litter his apartment - may have an unusual pet (eg ferret) which has free run of the apartment
is either significantly over- or under-weight - has a small moustache or other facial hair
- has not held down any job for more than a couple of years, possibly less
- has no friends
- has no life outside the Internet
(sound familiar?
)Variations:
Troll. The Troll's purpose is to be given more credibility than he really deserves, and to suck people into useless, pointless, never-ending, emotionally draining ranting discussions full of verbal loops and "word labyrinths", playing people against each other, hurting their feelings, and wasting their time and emotional energy
(sound familiar?
)There are two main types of trolls:
- people who are psychologically disturbed, and seek to feel good by making other list members feel bad. This is a sort of "psycho troll", whose deception involves deceiving themselves as well as others. In this respect, they are no different to the sorts of people we meet in everyday life who are disturbed - some of them are easy to spot, and others aren't.
(sound familiar?
) - people who pretend to be someone that they are not - they create personae that you think are real, but they know is fictitious.
(sound familiar?
)
Trolls are relatively easy to spot, but they may not be apparent to the naive user. There isn't a single set of characteristics that applies to trolls, but you can look for some or all of the following signs:
- a lack of buy-in to the list philosophy or values
- generally low level of activity, with sudden spurts of interaction - or perhaps a new persona that has strong opinions on controversial subjects
- a mixture of friendly posts with a confrontational style of interaction
- the use of provocative language and sweeping generalisations about certain topics or categories of people
- a lack of in-depth understanding of the topic
- a lack of personal information
- a lack of a genuinely unique perspective on the topic
- a lack of humour
- restarting topics that have already been done
- use of language that encourages the dialogue to enter topics that are controversial and likely to upset some team members
- they follow up their own articles if the group doesn't respond to their posts
- They 'set up' bona fide members to argue with each other. Any view, no matter how outrageous, can be made to sound rational when put in a certain context. By setting different contexts for different people offlist, they create a setting whereby they can raise a topic on-list, in a seemingly innocent manner, and then watch the two list members argue because they have interpreted the topic/message in very different ways.
- They sometimes create a fictitious persona supported by a web-site, photographs and apparently personal data. (
) - They don't enter into the argument directly, but facilitate an argument between list members, e.g.: by highlighting points that one list member has made, perhaps in a way that is more confrontational than the original intention. (Nacro is not up to this though)
Conclusion:
So what does this show.
a) nacro is indeed a troll
b) he can handle the stirring part but is not good enough to do the more subtle routines
c) he lives in a one bedroom new build (that I saw earlier)
d) socially inept
e) lives in a made up fantasy world and can even fool himself
f) overweight
g) has a small moustache
h) no friends or life outside the net
i) psychologically disturbed
cheers
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Not wishing to put this thread back on topic but I haven't seen anyone deny that the Impreza now has a chavtastic demographic and is often driven by low rent knuckle draggers who live banal and pointless lives raising their backward children on brown field housing estates.
That being the case perhaps we should rename it "NACRO kicks allcomers into touch"
That being the case perhaps we should rename it "NACRO kicks allcomers into touch"
Poor effort nackers.
You're the only one in here who has been accused of being a troll and that was by pretty much every person who has praised you. You were quite happy to agree with them. You even admit it and take pleasure in boasting about it in many of your own posts.
All I have done is highlight the characteristics of trolls. You should be grateful - I didn't even mention the bedroom side of things in the conclusion.
Me thinks you're struggling a little
(hence the lame edit on your post above
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You're the only one in here who has been accused of being a troll and that was by pretty much every person who has praised you. You were quite happy to agree with them. You even admit it and take pleasure in boasting about it in many of your own posts.
All I have done is highlight the characteristics of trolls. You should be grateful - I didn't even mention the bedroom side of things in the conclusion.
Me thinks you're struggling a little
(hence the lame edit on your post above
)
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Not at all I'm a self confessed troll, I just don't agree about the motivations of the troll in the internet forum.
That said I didn't read your whole cut and paste job as it seemed a little tedious. Seems like a few of my comments about you home life got a little too close to the bone though eh, motivating this hurt but amusing response. Take my advice when you get home give the dog a bone.
Which edit? I can't see one.
That said I didn't read your whole cut and paste job as it seemed a little tedious. Seems like a few of my comments about you home life got a little too close to the bone though eh, motivating this hurt but amusing response. Take my advice when you get home give the dog a bone.

Which edit? I can't see one.


