They still do double 1/4punders with cheese, i have one most weeks...

Andy

 

If you pay the workers Peanuts then you will only get Monkeys

 

the story about the wedding reception is here

 

Going everyday isnt good but once or twice a month suffices.

Went last week for lunch from work. Order a large Big tasty meal - very nice burger actually. But they give you a 'free' 1.5l share size coke with ur meal (on top of ur usual drink). Yet the big tasty meal is about 79p more than a normal meal. Coincedence?

Simon.

 

ahh thats the burger they advertise as dont get in the usa blah blah, yeah they have a completely different one called big n tasty lol

 

They always always get your order wrong and it takes 9 miles to walk off a big mac meal

 

You are what you eat. Hmmmm....

 

Reminds me of the Lethal Weapon film where Joe Peschi says " They always f**k you at the drive through! they know by the time you realise you are miles away............."

What bugs me is when you ask for a burger with just onions and ketchup and you end up with one that has just had the stinkin pickles picked out!!!! you can still taste them!! Does anyone like them stinkin things, reckon you should have to add them if you want them, no one I know likes them?

 

If it's Maccy D's we're talking about they should keep the pickles and throw the burger away IMHO

tiggers.

 

If you weren't such a bunch of fussy bug9ers they probably wouldn't get it wrong!

"Ooh, no ketchup, a bit of lettuce, no gherkins, medium-rare burger, no mustard, onions but they must be cut up really small....."

Just eat the fookin thing! If they ever get my order wrong I eat half of it first then go back for another

J
ps Did you know - if your food takes over 10 minutes to be served (and they didn't warn you beforehand) then they have to refund your money!

 

Yeah, always thought that about the mickey d moaners.....

If you don't like gherkin, just take it out once you get it! It's fast food, not fussy food

If you want service, go to The Ivy.

 

Best value lunch IMHO is Toby Carvery. For £3.75 you get a Hot Carvery sandwich.

Choose your white/brown bread, baguette, cibatta or panini. Then choose melt in the mouth roas beef, gammon glazed with mustard, roast turkey or a combo of all three.

Then fill your plate with mash, roast spuds, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower cheese, stuffing, massive yorkies, onions, swede gravy and some other stuff I probably forgot.

Let me see you beat that for the price

Simon.

 

Didn't read the post properly did you? You can still taste the damn things even when you pick them out!
And they are in a service industry where the customer is king, so if I want them to make it standing on one leg they better!

 

I hate those damn gherkins too - they taste of mint. Whip em out straight away.

Simon.

 

Do not ask for special orders with certain ingredients left out. The reason it takes 10-15 mins extra is that the donkeys round the back get pissed off and make it up of all the bits that have fallen on the floor then add their own special nasal garnish from the back of the throat. I have this on god authority from my girlfriend who used to work there.

Also at KFC it is tiny scrawny bits of chicken and a machine forces really hot fat in at high pressure to swell it up, thats why it's greasy. A fat bloke at work used to work there too

 

And they are in a service industry where the customer is king

HAHA.....show me a service industry with working getting paid the minimum wage that have NO respect for their employers, and I'll show you where the customer comes

Does anyone in the real world really think that the guy behind the counter gives a toss about whether you get a gherkin or not? There's not even anyone accountable in the places to complain to...

Customer service these days is rare, and usually only found in small businesses.

 

Lol this thread and watching too fast too furious (yes its crap) reminded me of this thread:

The Fast & the Furious Maccy D Style

Simon.

 

Sure Maccy Ds is unhealthy, but (apart from that) I couldnt really care less if they use the scraggy bits as long as it tastes ok.

I mean, are lips and arseholes really that different to the 'good' bits? Still a dead cow..... (or dog, or gerbil, or whatever it is )

 

And they say the people who work at Maccy D's are stooopid ?!?!?!


MUHAHAHAHAha - cheers for making me laugh lardo!

You must surely be the dumbass here - why the f*ck would you want to eat Maccy's everyday???? And if that's not bad anough how the hell do you manage to keep going back if the service is soooo ****tee?? I mean we already know and expect the food to be a pile of toss but you have the cheek to complain and go back everyday

You my fat little friend are marketing mans dream come true..

The product we have is ****
It is full of **** and will mess with your guts
We only employ zombie mongrels or spotty as hell I'm gonna rinse a huge booger in ya burger types

BUT YOU COME BACK EVERYDAY!

PS - If they bought out the **** Burger Deluxe meal you know what you'd say.....GO LARGE!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

You bunch of moaning miserable lot. Nothing annoys me more than fussy people demanding this and that, you deserve to have your burgers spat in.

 

Yeah I'll have extra ****** in mine, a little extra **** passage and some eyes please, yes go large muthaf*cka can you not see I missed my Maccy Mac Breaky, now hook me up and get me a Trivial Pursuits card too you uber nerd, look at you you ain't even got a star you dumbass

HAHAH

 

<Droool>

Top value and first class grub. Cuts of meat are good and you can stuff yourself silly on the spuds and veg

 

this thread is making me hungry - who can i get to pop out to MD's then?

mine's a quarter pounder, cheers.

 

Talk crap! Why would I ask YOU to take ME some place classy when I was paying for it?!

 

so who's a cheaper date then, claire or the saxo lad?

 

As long as it works in reverse that's fine by me Basically when its my turn to pay I'll take you to tesco's and buy you a loaf of tesco brand bread and some tesco brand jam

 

sb - you have answered my question!

you win the tightest shark of the month award, and if claire were to take you up on your generous offer, she will win something too but i am not going to reveal what it is right now, as i don't want to cause unnecessary offence.

 

Cheapskate.

 

Careful you - the jam is optional, it could just be bread and water

 

Go right ahead PC Don't let offending someone stop you. Freedom of speech and all that!