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From: Lofty in Hull
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy of 18 takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right.... straight through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says... > > >
Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right.... straight through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says... > > >
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From: in the gym
are you the same one on sidc selling the hks super dragger mate?
Originally Posted by CustomScoobyIOM
Morning all 
Sorry missed Hedon meet yesterday
Back until Sun afternoon then off for a week again 
So much to do so little time....
Sorry missed Hedon meet yesterday
Back until Sun afternoon then off for a week again So much to do so little time....
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From: Oooooooop North!
No worries when ya can Steve mate
HKS Dragger isn't that loud. Hyper is the nice one
No it is a UK 1998 Turbo or 1999 I think with Speedlines and STI5 spoiler in Hedon? Looks mint everytime I drive by
Type R have a small plate? R555 or something like that? Seen that too
HKS Dragger isn't that loud. Hyper is the nice one
Is the lovely silver scooby an STi 5 Type R ????????
Type R have a small plate? R555 or something like that? Seen that too
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From: Lofty in Hull
Haven't seen that one - and he doesn't come to our meets for some inexplicable reason
The Type R is Carl's (usename TYP3 R) - small plate R112***. He's "one of us"
The Type R is Carl's (usename TYP3 R) - small plate R112***. He's "one of us"
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From: It's not how fast you go, it's how good you look doing it!
Originally Posted by stevehulluk1
stiffs car nearly crashing, wish i'd got that on vidi camera lol
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From: It's not how fast you go, it's how good you look doing it!
Originally Posted by stevehulluk1
becky will you tell stiff if he wants to take a look at the tyres 2nite i will be in
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From: It's not how fast you go, it's how good you look doing it!
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I never saw Stiff's car skid - I was too busy trying to stop mine skidding
at least it wasn't only me. I blame the car, it had nothing to do with my driving skills 