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10 August 2004, 09:42 PM
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Howdy oldfella,
As you can see im sarah (saz), or scooby saz, with the saz incorporated within the middle section of scooby to portray an illusional effect on the eyes and the brain showing rotational symmetry and to demonstarte the intellectual use of two words situated amongst each other to combine a possible solutions with the use of grammatical affect!
Oh i mean, i couldnt have "scoobysaz" so i stuck the "saz" in the middle of "scooby" and wholla "SCOsazOBY"
As you can see im sarah (saz), or scooby saz, with the saz incorporated within the middle section of scooby to portray an illusional effect on the eyes and the brain showing rotational symmetry and to demonstarte the intellectual use of two words situated amongst each other to combine a possible solutions with the use of grammatical affect!
Oh i mean, i couldnt have "scoobysaz" so i stuck the "saz" in the middle of "scooby" and wholla "SCOsazOBY"
10 August 2004, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
Howdy oldfella,
As you can see im sarah (saz), or scooby saz, with the saz incorporated within the middle section of scooby to portray an illusional effect on the eyes and the brain showing rotational symmetry and to demonstarte the intellectual use of two words situated amongst each other to combine a possible solutions with the use of grammatical affect!
Oh i mean, i couldnt have "scoobysaz" so i stuck the "saz" in the middle of "scooby" and wholla "SCOsazOBY"
As you can see im sarah (saz), or scooby saz, with the saz incorporated within the middle section of scooby to portray an illusional effect on the eyes and the brain showing rotational symmetry and to demonstarte the intellectual use of two words situated amongst each other to combine a possible solutions with the use of grammatical affect!
Oh i mean, i couldnt have "scoobysaz" so i stuck the "saz" in the middle of "scooby" and wholla "SCOsazOBY"
far tooooo clever for me
10 August 2004, 10:15 PM
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i knew that! i just type too fast!
Well in actual fact... to correctly identify grammatical and/or punctuation mistakes only demonstrates one's intellectual ability to PASS KEY STAGE 1 !
Well in actual fact... to correctly identify grammatical and/or punctuation mistakes only demonstrates one's intellectual ability to PASS KEY STAGE 1 !
10 August 2004, 10:23 PM
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A Masters eh? Cant afford to get me one of those so ill just D.I.Y my brain for half the cost!
Oh well im off to bed to read my thesaurus, then to rest my overworked brain!
Catcha lata peeps
Saz
Oh well im off to bed to read my thesaurus, then to rest my overworked brain!
Catcha lata peeps
Saz
10 August 2004, 10:57 PM
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Ads- I`ve just realised I`ve still got your UK handbook. I`ll bring it with me tomorrow night. (If I get there in one piece, these Firestones keep breaking loose in the wet!)
10 August 2004, 11:07 PM
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Oldfella- decided not to go to the boozer. I went for a ride out to get some fuel and see how the tyres coped in the wet. (sh1te!). Off to bed now to watch Vanishing Point so I`ll see you all tomorrow. Night night. 
10 August 2004, 11:16 PM
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Sod the bed, I`ve just cracked open a nice bottle of red wine. `Macon Superieur` 2001 vintage. (£4.99 reduced to £3.99- Morrisons) Should get me in the mood for listening to that Chargers Hemi `sing`. (tastes better straight from the bottle I must add!)
10 August 2004, 11:37 PM
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I is little bit pished, thought i would have a little rum and coke to recover from my night of manual labour, thought it was a spanish pouring bottle so gave it big licks........ oh no open topped bottle....lots of rum...... b*gger me next one..... did same again....works going to be a pain tmora 
11 August 2004, 12:20 AM
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Work Oldfella? Thought all you did was turn up? Me bit pished too, wine nearly gone. 
`Charger`- as in Dodge. `Hemi`- as in engine. `Sing` - as in full throttle. V8`s, dontcha just love `em!
Me bit pished too, wine nearly gone. `Charger`- as in Dodge. `Hemi`- as in engine. `Sing` - as in full throttle. V8`s, dontcha just love `em!
11 August 2004, 10:58 AM
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morning all 
iv'e just got out of bed!!!!
oh the pain of been on sick
saz YHM!!!!
well off out in to the garden to try and get the stone's down where's the oldfella when ya need some manual labour
iv'e just got out of bed!!!!oh the pain of been on sick
saz YHM!!!!
well off out in to the garden to try and get the stone's down
where's the oldfella when ya need some manual labour
11 August 2004, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pum
morning all
well off out in to the garden to try and get the stone's down where's the oldfella when ya need some manual labour
well off out in to the garden to try and get the stone's down
where's the oldfella when ya need some manual labour
11 August 2004, 03:52 PM
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Well just got finished with the paving stone's
god if i knew daveyboy was on sick i could of had him slaving with me, still 2 weeks sick left so may still find him somthing to do
oldfella did ya call me last night??????
god if i knew daveyboy was on sick i could of had him slaving with me, still 2 weeks sick left so may still find him somthing to do
oldfella did ya call me last night??????
11 August 2004, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pum
oldfella did ya call me last night??????
Our lass probably did under her breath when she saw the state of me (clothes washing)
11 August 2004, 04:32 PM
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Joke
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"
The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"
