Famous Last Words
Sep 12, 2003 | 01:06 PM
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"If it hurts I'll only put it half way in"
Sep 12, 2003 | 01:18 PM
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I think coroner is more appropriate.
Sep 12, 2003 | 01:44 PM
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"I'll have him; it's only a Fiesta/Nova/etc".
"I'll just go and investigate that noise in my pyjamas without a weapon..."
"Let's get drunk."
Sep 12, 2003 | 01:45 PM
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From: Bradford
Quote:
3. Why are the rest of the StarTrek crew wearing different coloured outfits??
LOL, so true
"I'm pretty sure its the red wire....." - Bomb Disposal
Sep 12, 2003 | 01:49 PM
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"I promise I wont come in your mouth"
"I'll tell you when I'm about to come and I'll do it on your **** instead"
"Of course I've got a condom on"
"Pink or brown?"
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:14 PM
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"you're sure it's switched off?"
And these ones I got from a aircraft black box transcript site:
"OK, don't do that again, that made it worse"
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:26 PM
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From: LIVERPOOL THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE
"Shouldnt you have axel stands under that"?
"Itll be OK on unleaded."
"They are made to hit the limiter."
"Its OK, the orange petrol light stays on for ages!"
"Married, me, no."
ARAF? "what the **** does that mean"..........."Shiittt".
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:27 PM
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"I know this road like the back of my hand"
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:29 PM
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From: LIVERPOOL THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE
"Is that a Police car behind us"?
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:40 PM
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From: LIVERPOOL THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE
"Does it bite"?
"Dont worry its not loaded."
"It doesnt look that high!"
"Ill make that gap."
"Kick boxing champion.....my ****."
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:43 PM
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From: "Comfortably Numb" since Aug 2003
.."that Touring car spolier will look great on my Corsa"
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:46 PM
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From: LIVERPOOL THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE
"What do you mean, your going to cut my tongue out".
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:51 PM
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From: Talk to the hand....
"shouldn't take long"
Sep 12, 2003 | 03:57 PM
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From: Essexville
DJ Maskey
you can put more than one line in a post!!!
*****!!
BB
Sep 12, 2003 | 04:42 PM
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From: use the Marauder's Map to find out.
"It's OK. They're ******* Spitfires!" Glenn Miller
Sep 12, 2003 | 05:00 PM
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"Our suppliers let us down. It will be with you next week"
Sep 12, 2003 | 05:31 PM
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"Let's get out at New Cross and walk to the ground from there..."
Sep 12, 2003 | 05:47 PM
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1." OH SHI.......!"
2." What do you do once you've pulled the pin out...?"
Sep 12, 2003 | 06:06 PM
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"It's getting hot in here" Shuttle crew.
"Don't worry they're American soldiers..."
"I'll have her number before last orders"
"it's only money"
Jason
Sep 12, 2003 | 09:14 PM
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Sep 12, 2003 | 09:23 PM
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"the chq is in the post"
"watch it he'll have some ******* eye out with that" King Harold
Sep 12, 2003 | 09:29 PM
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Sep 12, 2003 | 10:48 PM
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Does this dress make my **** look big? No love, your fat makes your **** look big!!!
It's ok my husband won't be home for ages.
My scooby never breaks down, doh.
It's ok i'm on the pill!
It doesn't taste that bad, honestly.
Sep 13, 2003 | 08:17 AM
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"I promise i WON'T *** in your mouth"
How many times we said that boys ?
[Edited by Dazza012 - 9/13/2003 8:20:35 AM]
Sep 13, 2003 | 09:02 AM
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Sep 15, 2003 | 05:23 PM
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its only a bit of spilled oil burning off!
what do you mean you shouldn't use tyre shine on the brake pedal
Sep 15, 2003 | 06:40 PM
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Should only take 5 more minutes dear....!
Sep 16, 2003 | 01:10 PM
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From: Warrington
I can easily adjust the TV aerial myself.
Faster, faster ...
The ice looks thick enough to carry the weight of a scoob.
Has anyone seen this Matrix ping pong.
Mycroft I accept your challenge to one lap of the UK starting at Newbury
Sep 16, 2003 | 01:56 PM
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I'm going.....I'm going.....I'm going.....but, before I go, here's a quick back flip"
Donald Campbell
Sep 16, 2003 | 02:20 PM
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From: Disco, Disco!
Of course i won't *** on your mouth!
Where that ticking noise coming from?