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Old 10 July 2003, 01:23 PM
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If you are half clever there is no chance of her finding out just don't tell anyone even your closest friends and you know yourself that it is just one of those rites of passage a man has to do even if it is only once. The idea that you love your fiance any less for soing it is rollocks.
Old 10 July 2003, 01:32 PM
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just checked the link out

bleedin ell, have you seen the state of it - big fat ugly moose -she'd have to pay ME - alot.
Old 10 July 2003, 01:40 PM
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Red_Dog and Bungle_Whore:

Why do you both think he will be found out? Assuming that guilt doesn't overcome him and he feels the need to purge himself it's virtually impossible for someone to find out.

That's one of the reasons that men go to prostitutes: No hassle, no calls from that one night stand, almost zero probability of being found out by their wives.

There are lots of reasons NOT to go to a prostitute definitely, but being found out (both of your arguments) isn't one of them.

Steve.

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[Edited by boxst - 10/07/2003 13:40:53]
Old 10 July 2003, 01:42 PM
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Hi,

I had a mate that used pros reguarly and he was married. He said he only went there because he wanted to "do certain things" and didn't want to do them to his wife or have her think he was "some sort of perv". I thought this was really strange. He said it was completely detatched, no feelings, not that good even most of the time. I think his was more of a power thing.

I wouldn't go myself because the only thing I am happy to spend £50 on that is over in 5 seconds is a spin of the roulette wheel at the casino...

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Old 10 July 2003, 02:01 PM
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who had paid to watch her hubby with TWo pro's at once
where did you meet her? at a party, in the chippy , blockbusters.

not exactly your standard "oh hello,blah,blah,blah,blah,and BTH - I just paid to watch........." topic of coversation for someone you just met.

Tell me more, I like the sound of this chick.
Old 10 July 2003, 02:06 PM
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If you do go for it then get your moneys worth and go to town on the girl! Tell her you want to do EVERYTHING and check the net for ideas
Old 10 July 2003, 02:09 PM
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If your are going out with a woman BF - GF then IMO you do not have sex with anyone else.

If you are single then it doesn't matter.

With regards to Pro's, I wouldn't have any guilt as I'm single. Think they provide a needed service and is about the oldest proffesion in the world. Should be legallised and cleaned up in the UK. Regular health checkups, liscensed and VAT payable. Rubbers would be obligatory to safe guard the Girls and the Men.
Old 10 July 2003, 02:55 PM
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I'm married and would not cheat on my wife, not worth loosing somebody you love just for a quick legover IMHO.
But if you decide it's worth the risk, how about going to Amsterdam for your stag weekend .

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Old 10 July 2003, 03:13 PM
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VAT payable
I can see it now Small businesses claiming the VAT back from the Government as its a business expense to cure stress
Old 10 July 2003, 03:16 PM
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Why don't you just sh*g the girlfriend and drop her £20 afterwards?

Or better still, just dump her...

- given that you have about as much respect for her as any prostitute.........

Mate, if you are even thinking about this - do us a favour and don't even consider marrying the current g/f.

And for those that say a G/f and a wife are two different things...bollox, wake up from the dark ages - or stop regretting your marriage decision

D
Old 10 July 2003, 03:18 PM
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Quick to be judgemental eh Diablo? This guy doesnt have much experience with women and his girlfriend has probably been around the block a few times before they got together judging on how easy women are these days. Give him a break..
Old 10 July 2003, 03:20 PM
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lol been round the block.....so hes feeling inadequate or just frustrated.....who knows
Old 10 July 2003, 03:26 PM
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LOL @ Katana.

Thats his self confidence completely buggered now

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Old 10 July 2003, 03:28 PM
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Old 10 July 2003, 03:52 PM
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Hang on a second I'm not that naive! :-)

I just alluded to the fact that I missed the whole nightclub pulling phase due to being an unsociable *******!

Mind you I am an ugly piece of work.

Roger
Old 10 July 2003, 04:14 PM
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Dude its not about looks these days. Its how much blings you can afford. When women sees the $$ signs, your attractiveness level would go up tenfolds. Trust me on this one as I've seen the most rank b*stard going out with the most stunning girls ever.

Okay I lie, looks counts for a lot too.
Old 10 July 2003, 04:18 PM
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I wouldn't dream of doing it to my lady, or our relationship.
If you are considering this you're marrying the wrong girl.
Make your choice
Old 10 July 2003, 04:19 PM
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I've never understood women!! I often see criminally fit burds with some pug-ugly ned in a tarted up Nova/Saxo and I can't help but wonder where I'm going wrong I think I need to buy an Audi TT
Old 10 July 2003, 04:21 PM
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you considering a career change saxo boy to go with the car?
'Saxo boys Salon'



Old 10 July 2003, 04:32 PM
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You are planning to satisfy your curiosity, have you ever thought she may want to do the same?

Get one each, see how it goes, if its good enough for you, its good enough for her. It doesnt sound as appealing now does it.
Old 10 July 2003, 04:33 PM
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When you put it like that no it doesn't.

Old 10 July 2003, 04:40 PM
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You mean that you dont like the idea of a good looking, well built, well hung, experienced hunk climbing all over your girlfriend, giving her hours of multiple orgasms.

You do surprise me.........

Old 10 July 2003, 04:41 PM
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LOL

Yoza - Tells it like it is
Old 10 July 2003, 04:41 PM
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That's got to hit a spot Yoza

I've just been online ordering my scissors and comb
Old 10 July 2003, 04:45 PM
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Well that just about puts an end to that theoretical discussion then.
Old 10 July 2003, 04:46 PM
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I have seen plenty pro's the world over, and only was tempted once.
Was she mutton dressed up as lamb?
Old 10 July 2003, 04:51 PM
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If you find a highly rated top notch **** and tell her exactly why you are there she will give you the best **** of your life and that will just be the first half hour. Think of everything she can teach you and how you can use that knowledge to satisfy your missis for years.

If you think the guilt will get to you don't do it but having missed out for years it might just be time to give it ago for once and try and experience all that life has to offer. Better to do it instead of spending years thinking you diddn't experience everything in life you could have.

If you do do it remember to satisfy yourself that it is for the right reasons and make sure the guilt won't come later.

You deserve it one day of being a dog every one should have one.
Old 10 July 2003, 04:57 PM
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I was told it was £40 for half an hour, on exiting the premises I only had to pay £2........must try and pace myself.


"Oh ****, thats never happened before".....


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