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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:14 PM
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Mr lobe,

Firstly, if you have read many of my posts (and there's no reason you should have), they you will know that any that start with "Mr" are generally written whilst I'm in a frame of mind that can only be described as "less than chirpy".

What we are dealing with here, I believe, is a serial liar. the questions raised by Mycroft are in hand, but relatively stagnante while we struggle to ascertain the answers to questions asked of him a long while ago.

I am sure john has better things to do tonight, but oddly I am drawn to this battle of words.

I see you have perticipated for many a post in todays veritable witch hunt. Unfortunately, despite his best efforts, Mycroft has found no witches as of yet.

I have written before, and I seem to be writing again, answering questions with questions is no defence. We could all fire off a barrage of questions in replay to these, and by the Mycroft rules of bbs BS that would seem to be the correc thing to do. But despite our 36 points, we scoob owners seem capable of a little more.

(hahaha)

ha

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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:14 PM
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Disco your too slow the Gimp joke has been done today... Juan was the victim... retired hurt and bruised
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:18 PM
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juan is always the victim......he does it to himself.
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:24 PM
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“Mr lobe,

Firstly, if you have read many of my posts (and there's no reason you should have), they you will know that any that start with "Mr" are generally written whilst I'm in a frame of mind that can only be described as "less than chirpy".”

Oooh, that’s it Pavlo put your foot down with a firm hand… hahaha

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”What we are dealing with here, I believe, is a serial liar. the questions raised by Mycroft are in hand”

In hand…hahaha… they should take less than 10 minutes to answer… Funny as…

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“I am sure john has better things to do tonight, but oddly I am drawn to this battle of words.”

Words yes, but not wits, never get into a battle of wits… I don’t think my heart could take the strain…. hahaha

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“I see you have perticipated for many a post in todays veritable witch hunt. Unfortunately, despite his best efforts, Mycroft has found no witches as of yet.”


mr felsteads a witch?… burn the witch… burn the witch….

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“But despite our 36 points, we scoob owners seem capable of a little more.2

This bit isn’t gonna be easy for you Pavlo, but the 36/150 was for the car… not the owners…. It is sad you didn’t understand that…. Not funny at all…. A crying shame.
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:27 PM
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I thought it was 35
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:27 PM
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Mycroft,

It appears that the subtleties of my posts soar way above you, so I will make my postion clear.

I think you are a fraud. A character used for the fraudulent display of other peoples knowledge, plagiarised for your ego. You claim to be an Automotive engineer of some great esteem, I wager that you are not. You claim to know a great deal of things through first hand experience and devout learning, I counter that you are pick much of this up without understanding its very essence. You consider your posts to be worth, I consider your posts to be conceited.

When I read your posts I am reminded by my own failing when I was a much younger man, except youth cannot be your excuse. Your fraudulence extends beyond facts deep into the fiction your promote.

You may be the engineer you claim, but you are still the man we see.

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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:28 PM
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So when are the 3 questions going to be answered?

We should be able to have a bit of a knockabout 'til then...

Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:32 PM
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pavlo said:
"It appears that the subtleties of my posts soar way above you"

is that a pun on "soarer" if so then the subtleties of your posts are indeed a thing of beauty.
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:32 PM
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Where've your manners gone Mycroft?

I believe there are some unanswered questions that pre-date yours.
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:32 PM
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Pavlo you are torn between the 2 opposing thoughts aren't you... but to add to your confusion I have NEVER claimed anywhere to be an Automotive Engineer... go search little doggy...

Pavlo the puppy...

Do you find you lick your lips and salivate a lot?
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:34 PM
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is that a pun on "soarer" if so then the subtleties of your posts are indeed a thing of beauty.
pure coincedence I assure you

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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:37 PM
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LOL A Basal_Lobe post worth reading

Well done mate!
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:37 PM
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###
pure coincedence I assure you
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Thought as much, you ain't that clever...

[Edited by Mycroft - 4/15/2003 10:38:45 PM]
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:38 PM
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yes, the winking smilie was coincedence too
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:44 PM
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Come on Dr Iain *****-********* stop playing with them
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:49 PM
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If you like a good laugh then please do yourselves a favour and go to the Scoobynet Policy forum... and look at the number of locked threads... I damned near threw-up laughing... FFS
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:51 PM
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Moosy.. is your real name Horace Batchelor?
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:53 PM
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Funnily enough no. Is the above yours, or one made up by you?
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:56 PM
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Mycroft,

I need look no further, your are never far away, and any time I can't see you, all I have to do is side step..

Paul
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:59 PM
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Moosey type the name into a search engine.....
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:00 PM
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:04 PM
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K - E - Y - N - S - H - A - M
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:05 PM
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Close, very infact lol
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:18 PM
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10 hours and still no answer from mr felstead.

Not looking good for our expert is it?
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:19 PM
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aww thats nice everyone being nice!
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:20 PM
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Mycroft - ever thought that he might be out livng a life?
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:24 PM
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11 hours 24 minutes or so we've been waiting for answers from Mycroft...

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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:28 PM
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Q1/.
"Would you mind telling me are you a Member or Fellow of the Institute of Tyre Technology?"

Answer from mr felstead...
No, i wouldnt mind, and no, i am not. Next question.

You see he asked for the next question... trouble is it seems to have stumped him.
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:30 PM
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PMSL

OK, IQ now down to 50 for you Mycroft.
Old Apr 15, 2003 | 11:32 PM
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posted Monday, April 14, 2003 23:33

"Would you mind telling me are you a Member or Fellow of the Institute of Tyre Technology?"


No, i wouldnt mind, and no, i am not. Next question.

exactly 24 hours


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