Impreza turbo (4 door)- boyracer whos outgrown the saxo (prior to that having owned a nova) and wants a dump valve cos they wikkid innit and cos max poower sez scoobys are cool innit And cant afford a P1/22B/STi import....
If its white a taxi driver
If tinted- a dealer

Saxo- free insurance hunter who thinks he/she can drive but in reality cant drive for ****
Vectra -rep or carpet salesman
Mondeo- see above
4x4s- school run mums
Merc CLK or SL500- dealer
E36 BMW- If M3 or kitted then a Dj/dealer/....or if standard rims and grey bumpers etc- someone who only has it for the badge as they think its cool or prestigious.
E46 M3- a better dealer than the ones driving e36 M3s...
Boxster- cant afford a proper porsche from hairdressing profits
Z3- mid life crisis
Ferrari- looooooook at me im richer than you peasants and you want my car hahaha

 

E36 BMW - poverty spec dj who cant mix for **** and hasnt made it to the big time, hence why its not a proper m3 evo or sumthing