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Old 29 July 2002, 08:38 AM
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- Somking crator that was iraq will be habitable in only 15 more years.
- Insurance is now payed of over 25years amd require financial advisors.
- what does btt mean?
Old 29 July 2002, 09:11 AM
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"Anyone remember the cosworth/subaru war of 2010? "

"STI CLVI knocking sounds from rear left suspension"

"Big thanks to... Dr Everard's discrete delivery service."

PSlewis still around, though even moreso at 100. :P

"What is it with... " (Sorry Mike, couldn't resist)

"This broquet stuff..." (Sorry David )
Old 29 July 2002, 09:26 AM
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Causes of no 2/3/4 big end failure remain unknown

My Subaru Magnetic Levitation judders from cold - "they all do that sir"

Overboost, - does it give you spinal compression???

The dangerous children act of 2018 comes into force - all children up to age of 16 must be kept restrained in a public place

PS Lewis in "Gold landing pads" Shocker

Closely followed by: - Is that old codger not dead yet??

oh and about as much chance as the previous one.....




Scotland Win the "levi ball" World Cup


LOL

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Old 29 July 2002, 09:26 AM
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(at Chiark)

[Edited by David Lock - 7/29/2002 9:28:16 AM]
Old 29 July 2002, 10:01 AM
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After prolonged discussions IM finally issue a press release to confirm Warranty limitations.

"Driving your subaru off the forecourt will invalidate your warranty"

The press release goes on to confirm that the Warranty and dealer support (and free Air Freshener) are still key factors for buying a UK model.....
Old 29 July 2002, 10:20 AM
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Can you all write a bit larger please...my seeing is not as good as it used to be, you know.

Now, did I tell you what happened to me when I was in the Falklands....
Old 29 July 2002, 10:56 AM
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Dave-TS...

I hope im not in a wheel chair when I get to 39!!

Hope the above doesnt offend anyone!

David
Old 29 July 2002, 11:17 AM
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Joan Collins marries for the 34th time.

Heathrow gets its 28th terminal and 54th runway.

Temperature in UK tops 21 deg C on a day with nearly 20 mins sunshine - hottest day for years.

Intel 233MMX processor chip sells for 1,000,000 euros to foreign antiques collector.
Old 29 July 2002, 11:28 AM
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someone on SN spots radio controled scoobys on Ebay the size of a pin head (complete with spare sets of slick tyres)

after a mad rush over the next two weeks the impulse buying stops and all is quiet......

untill 6 weeks later when they start to pop up in the For Sale section

T
Old 29 July 2002, 11:52 AM
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People are still arguing over whether the ECU reset actually works or not.

Fuel is now £140/litre, but nobody uses any 'cos Labour introduced laws to arrest people for speeding if their car wasn't actually stationary.
Old 29 July 2002, 12:24 PM
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"Corner"
Old 29 July 2002, 02:33 PM
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Now it's apparently going to miss in 2019, but no guarantees that it won't hit in 2060.
Old 29 July 2002, 03:03 PM
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Any advance pics of MY20 release?
Old 29 July 2002, 03:07 PM
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"New 18 litre VW PD6000 engine'd Golf Mk16 banned by Greenpeace as torque so great that Golf stays stationary and world rotates under it"
Old 29 July 2002, 03:29 PM
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Just waiting to get some pics back of my latest Jap Syle door graphics -

Werthers
Saga
Preperation H
Seven Seas
Super Polygrip
Stannah
Coloplast.com

They're mint
Old 29 July 2002, 03:35 PM
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Optimax now up to 36 RON and only 40 Euros

well David, i think i will stick with the 2002 Optimax cos its 98.6 RON

Scott
Old 29 July 2002, 03:42 PM
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- Gold anti-grav modules still "gay" according to some members

- Can anyone give me contact details for Mark Underwood (OBE)?

- I only placed "splag" on the bafflewong once and they say my warranty is invalid!

- blind codger members still consider VBH sexy...good grief
Old 29 July 2002, 03:46 PM
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Your stocks of 2002 Optimax will have degraded to the point where its inert and is actually used in fire extinguishers
Old 29 July 2002, 03:48 PM
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Don't forget the ever popular.

Scoobynet just isn't the same as it was back then.......I remember
Old 29 July 2002, 04:04 PM
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Claudius, Imaturkas and Pete Lewis appointed moderators.......



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Old 29 July 2002, 04:06 PM
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Simon does a World Record for the longest levitation sideways
Old 29 July 2002, 04:10 PM
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with funds to be collected in 2039
Old 29 July 2002, 04:53 PM
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What type of oil should I use........
Old 29 July 2002, 05:13 PM
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"Subaru named manufacturer of the year by our glorious alien leaders the Klaaaaarg't'plllp."
Old 29 July 2002, 05:14 PM
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"Mad Max style styling infiltrates Scoobynet - is placing a fresh human brain on you bonnet scoop distasteful?"
Old 29 July 2002, 05:36 PM
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LOL...no more distasteful than some of the stuff Trouser comes away with..

Old 29 July 2002, 06:02 PM
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That would be hard to do
Old 29 July 2002, 06:53 PM
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P1 vs ???
Well weve had P1 vs everything so its got to happen in the future

Andy
Old 29 July 2002, 07:23 PM
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P1 vs NASA's latest space rocket
Old 29 July 2002, 10:52 PM
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Price of a pint reaches the 300 Euro mark and 20 **** 500 Euros.

Blair celebrates 6th term in office by wheelspinning his zimmer frame and raising income tax to 98 cents in the Euro.


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