Nowt wrong with saying "I would ride her like a rented mule..!!!!"
It was a compliment.

Why you jealous........ask nicely and I,ll nail you ...!!!! lol.......

 

I know, I know! I was only pulling your leg! I know it's a boy racers' forum, and that's the way many people compliment beautiful women here. And no, I don't get jealous of youthful, fresh looking young people (I have two myself at home) nor would I ever appreciate a grossly suggestive compliment like that.

Anyway, peace, man.

 

LOL...
Peace it is ....

 

Congratulations to you both, hopefully happy times ahead.

I don't believe he was asking for approval.

 

Wedding planning... kill me now...

 

My two penneth

(Aprt from well done)

Don't keep guests waiting for food (and drink) weddings can be long affairs

don't have a Jazz band, (quickest way to kill an atmosphere since clubbing to death a seal* on the dance floor) and think twice about a live band

Cheesy discos are seldom bettered



* the animal not the singer

 

Oh and paying bars are an embarrassment - don't go there either

 

There are only two things a man needs from a lady ..

a pulse and consent ..

 

I agree with hodgy, cheesy disco all the way. People just want to dance to cheese that they know. Always works!

 

A electric blanket and ky