10 second Newage with under 300 hp don't you know.....

Oh wait no because Matt is too scared to go out on the strip, he would rather sit at home spouting bollocks on line than prove he can do something....

So I suppose in summary, nothing at all is the answer to that question. And will continue to be the answer for a long time until Matt can grow a pair....

 

Ah so basically just another overnight/garden shed expert with little or no real clue.... Well I bet his 10 second car can't beat me stage 1 8-second diesel....

 

Martin is understandable, he's a decent guy. But Houghy? His advice ISNT sound mechanical knowledge, it's what he's read somewhere or been told. He's a facebook tuner, nothing more. No qualifications no training , just woke up one day and thought, "Today, I iz a speshalist!!"

 

I hope Matt can do it. But I've called bull**** and even offered to pay for his entry to an event so he go prove it. But he turned me down because he's "Billy no bollocks".

Can't have respect for someone who claims things but isn't going to go prove it. Put up or shut up and all that.

 

oh dear.

Things could be worse though, KG Tuning could get in bed with Rotherham Scoobies.

I'd definitely stop plugging KG then!

 

About as qualified as them..... I bet even Rotherham scoobies don't think an arb will increase mpg lol

Still yet again you manage to turn a thread about something completely unrelated into a thread about you and your bollocks.

 

You can't pay in kind with Rotherham Scoobies. KG Tuning for life!

 

Lol I beg to differ! Tonys been taking gratis for years from his customers 😝 what little his fiancée knows 😁

 

Lol, that reminds me, I haven't bought KG anything for valentines yet!

EDIT: I can't believe all you STI-FANBOYS are still googling "KG Tuning" after I've jokingly made it clear from the outset KG is my wife Kelsey who works on my car because A.) All tuners in the North are **** and or overly expensive B.) She knows I **** up every simple job.

You 'WRX denying' sad acts.

And we sorted the ARB thing out long ago thanks to this ad. Any handling mod will increase MPG as it will enable you to carry more speed through corners (with less power sapping body roll movement) thus negating the need for heavier breaking which is the biggest culprit in worsening fuel economy during normal driving conditions.

 

Mate why lie......kg is you.
I've read the exact same bollox threads on the Mir and your user name is kg tuning.....

I've searched and searched and still fail to find anyone who agrees on your crap.......**** off you troll

 

This thread as gone so far off track it's getting to be a joke now!
RS Matt Just get your wife KG to lick your ***** for Valentine or get her to tune your car to beat JGlanzaV on the strip if you have any *****?

 

 

I don't want to race him that's the point. I want him to prove his claims about how fast his car is. I am comfortable with how fast my car is and have nothing to prove.

Where as Matt has a lot to prove with his ridiculous claims. So I offered to pay for his totb entry so he can go out there and set the times he claims he can do.

 

So the real question is,will Matt take the challenge?
Will KG lick his ball sack?
What will Matt get his better half for Valentine?
But more importantly,,,will Rotherham scoobies ever sell a road worthy car?

 

And really, the most important question on any car forum.....

Google or apple?

God or no God?

There is an awful lot of bollocks been talked on here recently.... if you want to talk theology and fandroid etc **** off to a theology forum....

 

Exactly the reason I pay to be a member of a proper enthusiast forum Type-RA and don't waste my money on here any more!
Yes there are still some good guys on here.
Yes there is always some good advice(if you dig through the crap)
But it's no way an enthusiasts forum anymore!
Good for an entertaining laugh tho
Shame really

 

Yup, all posted in the cliquey forum which is NSR, the same people talking the same bollox in every thread day in day out.

I was a paying member on here for years, used to give out some info, had some good banter in Fight Club and sold few parts then it all went **** up IMO hence why I never renewed my Sub....Oh well.

 

Ignoring all that...

Rotherham scoobies is probably the worst garage ever.

 

Still didn't fancy answering any questions?

should everyone come to KG instead? What does KG's trophy cabinet look like? have they even got one?????

the clinic is one of the best tuners in the country, does one employee messing up mean a company is ****?

If a Roger Clark employee messed up would they be a dud too?

What about Andy Forrest?

are you a better mapper than Pat now because one of his workmate messed up?

 

Nicely put

 

How ironic

 

Yep, never any shortage of irony around here.

 

He's a trusted seller now on one of the facebook pages I'm on, they have identified people after someone gave personal details away

 

Kg tuning is his wife, and that's a fact as he cant fit **** himself and his wife does a better job at putting 2 bolts in a hole.

 

A mate sent me this earlier, How ironic, he has blocked me, he must be a bad *** c**t too

 

I have tried to clear it up several times, stating Kelsey Gill is my wife and KG Tuning is word play on 'cagey tuning!'

I renamed my car 'The KG Tuning demo car' as a lot of SN users weren't happy with 'Billy.'

 

KG Tuning - The Customer always comes first.



FFS guys!!!!!

 

Should i bother with any more popcorn

 

What's happened? Half the thread has gone?!

 

theres two threads mate