Michelle Lewin
23 March 2015, 11:45 AM
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I must admit it is a bit of a challenge to get "worked up" about someone with bigger muscles than yourself
I could probably manage it,
but would have to take it on trust that there was only one **** in the room
I could probably manage it,
but would have to take it on trust that there was only one **** in the room
23 March 2015, 11:49 AM
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23 March 2015, 12:24 PM
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In my book no hole is a wrong un, every hole is a goal.
Seriously though I like women with an athletic look, not mental roid taking body builder types though
But then I like the fuller figured curvy types as well, basically as long as they aren't stick insects I'm not fussy.
23 March 2015, 12:59 PM
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In my book no hole is a wrong un, every hole is a goal.
Seriously though I like women with an athletic look, not mental roid taking body builder types though
But then I like the fuller figured curvy types as well, basically as long as they aren't stick insects I'm not fussy.
23 March 2015, 02:08 PM
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I don't know about you qualifying as a misogynist for that, but if you do it without her liking it, she may stick much bigger ***** up your anus than that lawyer Nils Bjurman gets; in that 'The Girl with Dragon Tattoo' film. I say it because this one looks much more stronger and dangerous than that insect in the film.
23 March 2015, 02:24 PM
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23 March 2015, 02:57 PM
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23 March 2015, 04:04 PM
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Once there was a tourist from England who came to Wales and got very excited after seeing so many sheep here on the farms. He was also with 'every hole is a goal' mentality, so he chose the sheep's anus as his target point for intercourse; without asking sheep if sheep was also aligned with his unfussed view on it. The problem occurred when the angry sheep contracted its anus and wouldn't let go. The tourist screamed and screamed in pain! He got so badly stuck for about two hours that he passed out!
The locals had to call fire brigade to separate the two apart. According to the tourist he felt terribly degraded with the fire brigade intervention, if not public humiliation. So I think being fussed is important; to a degree.
23 March 2015, 04:16 PM
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There's nothing wrong with that being in your book, if that's what you and your wife and/or your sex buddy/s are into. But if the feeling isn't mutual, this unfussed 'every hole is a goal' motto can seriously go wrong.
Once there was a tourist from England who came to Wales and got very excited after seeing so many sheep here on the farms. He was also with 'every hole is a goal' mentality, so he chose the sheep's anus as his target point for intercourse; without asking sheep if sheep was also aligned with his unfussed view on it. The problem occurred when the angry sheep contracted its anus and wouldn't let go. The tourist screamed and screamed in pain! He got so badly stuck for about two hours that he passed out! The locals had to call fire brigade to separate the two apart. According to the tourist he felt terribly degraded with the fire brigade intervention, if not public humiliation.
So I think being fussed is important; to a degree.
Once there was a tourist from England who came to Wales and got very excited after seeing so many sheep here on the farms. He was also with 'every hole is a goal' mentality, so he chose the sheep's anus as his target point for intercourse; without asking sheep if sheep was also aligned with his unfussed view on it. The problem occurred when the angry sheep contracted its anus and wouldn't let go. The tourist screamed and screamed in pain! He got so badly stuck for about two hours that he passed out!
The locals had to call fire brigade to separate the two apart. According to the tourist he felt terribly degraded with the fire brigade intervention, if not public humiliation. So I think being fussed is important; to a degree.
Hasn't happened to me yet!
23 March 2015, 04:48 PM
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Lucky you, and if your sheep is happy with that.
You don't know what Lewin is like, though. She seems capable to crack open coconut heads with her thunder thighs, man. That's not even letting people come anywhere her bumhole, you know. What if she's not into **** sex? Then all your one-sided alpha male **** sex fantasies could get flushed down the bog in seconds! Then never you mind turning her into a golf course, she could easily turn you over with her strength, and bust your fat @rse with your golf club, for what you know. Careful with her, that's all.
You don't know what Lewin is like, though. She seems capable to crack open coconut heads with her thunder thighs, man. That's not even letting people come anywhere her bumhole, you know. What if she's not into **** sex? Then all your one-sided alpha male **** sex fantasies could get flushed down the bog in seconds! Then never you mind turning her into a golf course, she could easily turn you over with her strength, and bust your fat @rse with your golf club, for what you know. Careful with her, that's all.
23 March 2015, 04:56 PM
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I don't know about you qualifying as a misogynist for that, but if you do it without her liking it, she may stick much bigger ***** up your anus than that lawyer Nils Bjurman gets; in that 'The Girl with Dragon Tattoo' film. I say it because this one looks much more stronger and dangerous than that insect in the film.
23 March 2015, 04:57 PM
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Lucky you, and if your sheep is happy with that.
You don't know what Lewin is like, though. She seems capable to crack open coconut heads with her thunder thighs, man. That's not even letting people come anywhere her bumhole, you know. What if she's not into **** sex? Then all your one-sided alpha male **** sex fantasies could get flushed down the bog in seconds! Then never you mind turning her into a golf course, she could easily turn you over with her strength, and bust your fat @rse with your golf club, for what you know. Careful with her, that's all.
You don't know what Lewin is like, though. She seems capable to crack open coconut heads with her thunder thighs, man. That's not even letting people come anywhere her bumhole, you know. What if she's not into **** sex? Then all your one-sided alpha male **** sex fantasies could get flushed down the bog in seconds! Then never you mind turning her into a golf course, she could easily turn you over with her strength, and bust your fat @rse with your golf club, for what you know. Careful with her, that's all.
23 March 2015, 05:04 PM
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23 March 2015, 05:31 PM
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In all seriousness, wrong. They 'all' don't. **** sex shouldn't be taken for granted. Mind you, if you like your women feisty, it doesn't always mean you poking your asset up their bumhole. It could solely be your bumhole on the receiving end with whatever object available to your feisty woman at the time, so I understand. I bet they love that!
to be honest I've never been much into the "wrong un" beyond gaining my brown wings of course I personally don't see the attraction when there's a perfectly good option 2 cm away, baring drunken mishaps and the whole well it's in now so may as well carry on. Joking aside I only said it for a laugh and a little attention and I have received both so enough with the ****, I'm sure she's a lovely girl and any chap should be honoured to spend time in her company.
23 March 2015, 05:36 PM
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About your mind generating this male rape scenario, it's alright for men to talk hypothetically about 'doing' a woman in a wrong hole, but it's not alright for a woman to retaliate men with hypothetically 'doing' them in their wrong hole? Why is it a rape if the male consents on the basis for feisty exchange, you dumbhead?
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23 March 2015, 05:38 PM
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I think you're protesting a little too much to be honest I've never been much into the "wrong un" beyond gaining my brown wings of course I personally don't see the attraction when there's a perfectly good option 2 cm away, baring drunken mishaps and the whole well it's in now so may as well carry on.
Joking aside I only said it for a laugh and a little attention and I have received both so enough with the ****, I'm sure she's a lovely girl and any chap should be honoured to spend time in her company.
to be honest I've never been much into the "wrong un" beyond gaining my brown wings of course I personally don't see the attraction when there's a perfectly good option 2 cm away, baring drunken mishaps and the whole well it's in now so may as well carry on. Joking aside I only said it for a laugh and a little attention and I have received both so enough with the ****, I'm sure she's a lovely girl and any chap should be honoured to spend time in her company.
23 March 2015, 05:50 PM
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Nothing wrong with putting women's pictures up. Men here do put female pictures up and talk about them, what's a big deal? Do you have a chip on your shoulder for this as well, now?
About your mind generating this male rape scenario, it's alright for men to talk hypothetically about 'doing' a woman in a wrong hole, but it's not alright for a woman to retaliate men with hypothetically 'doing' them in their wrong hole? Why is it a rape if the male consents on the basis for feisty exchange, you dumbhead?
STFU and don't partake if you can't banter.
About your mind generating this male rape scenario, it's alright for men to talk hypothetically about 'doing' a woman in a wrong hole, but it's not alright for a woman to retaliate men with hypothetically 'doing' them in their wrong hole? Why is it a rape if the male consents on the basis for feisty exchange, you dumbhead?
STFU and don't partake if you can't banter.
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