Me- "What are you up to?"

Siri- "Just doing a little travelling at the speed of light. It's fun, although time gets a bit sluggish in the outer galaxies".


Genius!

 

Really glad it understood my accent.

 

Is it doing Scottish as well now

 

Good question. It may do. Perhaps some Scottish iPhoner/iPad-er can tell us?

Interestingly, ask Mrs. dpb to speak to it. Let's find out if it understands Zimb accent.

Oh, sorry I forgot you guys don't believe in Apple.

 

It should say things about the apple watch.

 

Yes, I tried it just a minute ago, after reading this ^ post of yours.

It answered: "Just counting the minutes until Apple watch comes out".

It did give that previous intellectual answer last night, rather than this materialistic answer.

May be Siri is materialistic in the day time, and intellectual at the night time. Suits me just fine.

 

Google understands English with shona accent perfect.

 

But on this thread, we were talking about talking to Apple's Siri, which you don't have.

Anyway.

 

'Ah canne give ye no more captain....'

 

Is that Siri's answer in Scottish to your "What are you up to" on your iPhone, Loz? I didn't know you were Scottish, or did you just make up the accent?

 

Be together, not the same...

 

Have you been in the sauce? I and Apple agree though, think different.

 

Lol.Was thinking of Scottie the engineer in Star Trek after the reference to travelling at the speed of light

 

Surely Apple buyers don't think , that's the point
They just buy blindly !

 

That's what you haters blindly think. I don't have a single Apple product that I've felt under delivered now compare that to the hundreds of people who bought Android Tablets and Android Watches, both launched as a reaction to Apple products and both a flop.

 

You really are an idiot aren't you...

 

How exactly can teh millions upon million of Android tabs sold be a "flop"....??

 

It's the disappointment.

 

Very nice.

http://www.mophie.com/shop/apple-watch-dock

 

As you like your Star Trek, I asked Siri on your behalf: "Have you watched Star Trek?"

It answered: "No, I haven't yet watched Star Trek."

Try it yourself on your iPhone, and let's see what it says.

I think that your iPhone has failed your expectations, Loz. How disappointing!

 

...more money than sense!

 

I'm not buying it, I'll make something similar myself.

 

Hmmmm now WTF would you want an iDock to dock your iWatch? Surely when at your desk you would prefer to dock your iPhone rather than have to waste valuable seconds taking your iWatch off. The valuable seconds you saved by not having to get your iPhone out of your pocket have now been wasted in undoing the iWatch iStrap and connecting it to the iDock. Plus if you happen to need to leave your desk then you have to waste more time undocking your iWatch from your iDock and strapping it back on your iWrist.

 

It's 40 quid, get a grip.

Call it a hunch but I'd say it's probably something you'd have on the side in your bedroom to charge it on at night, not something you have in the office.

 

Lol.Same answer.

Asked what it thought of the iwatch and it said,"nice of you to ask but it doesnt really matter what I think."Lol

 

Talking of Siri.

http://news.sky.com/story/1465282/ru...-of-homophobia

 

I know, it does that!

Daughter dear was fiddling about with my phone one day in my car, and she asked Siri- "Do you think Hitler was a bad guy?"

It said- "Nice of you to ask, but it doesn't really matter what I think.".

She also asked- "Have you ever met Steve Jobs?"

It said- "Nice of you to ask, but I'm sorry I have never met Steve Jobs".

 

They could have made it solar powered,

But that would actually be game changing. ( not what apple does )

 

You do find some hilarious stuff re. Apple, Wurzel.

I've also heard that in one techy store, some IT clever adolescents (probably skiving from their school) fiddled about with an iPhone on display, and somehow reset the Siri with something on repeat. When a young boy as young as six, who was visiting the store with his mother tried to ask Siri some general knowledge questions on that display iPhone e.g. "Where do you find pandas?" and "Which is the hottest country in the world?" etc., it repeatedly answered to the child- "Fvvk Off!!!" Poor child was in tears, mum complained to the store, and that iPhone was removed from the display shelf.

 

lol.lol