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Old Mar 15, 2002 | 10:58 AM
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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question BEFORE scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8-10 Martinis a day.


Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C:
He's a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.







































*Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

*Candidate B is Winston Churchill

*Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way:

*Answer to the abortion question if you said yes, you just killed
Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it?

Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic
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Old Mar 15, 2002 | 11:06 AM
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Erm - the Titanic was built by Harland&Wolff in Belfast. I've worked there. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that the thing ever floated in the first place

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Old Mar 15, 2002 | 11:27 AM
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Very good....

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Old Mar 15, 2002 | 11:44 AM
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Killed Beethoven, big deal, fat barsteward of a dog in a couple of crap movies - no big loss
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Old Mar 15, 2002 | 11:47 AM
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LOL @ CT
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Old Mar 16, 2002 | 12:32 PM
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Very good

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Old Mar 16, 2002 | 01:41 PM
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churchill as world leader!!!!! not my choice! unless we're waring with everyone... errrr- like we are!
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Old Mar 17, 2002 | 09:03 AM
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It would be quite easy to modify the world leader question to make hitler look bad and the others look a better choice - all someone has done is pickup on his good point and the others bad points.

As for titanic vs the ark - at least we know Titanic existed. The Ark is nothing more than a myth IMHO.
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Old Mar 17, 2002 | 12:38 PM
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Did the NHS do abortions when Beethoven was born?

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Old Mar 17, 2002 | 02:43 PM
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Boomer - yes, but there was a two year waiting list!

(Sorry, couldn't resist it...)
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Old Mar 17, 2002 | 04:23 PM
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Unless you went privately of course.

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Old Mar 20, 2002 | 05:05 PM
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" I chose churchill " top man !
and i said the woman could have her baby.
because it didnt say the others were hers.
they could have been adopted..
so it could have been her first baby lol
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