Some doctor on tele this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
.
.
.
.
.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot,

a bottle of shhhardonay,

a bodle of Baileys,

a butle of vocka,

a pockage of Prunglies,

tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,

the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

 

 

I swear some of you are on a time delay email network from 1997

 

Gotta agree with Pete on that one....

That's nearly older than me

 

 

I bet your inner was not quite so peaceful later on though!

Les

 

That's not golden.... that's OLDEN!

 

I haven't seen it before

 

in fact its probably as old as pissy himself