yep been there done that bought the T-Shirt.


Ive had the run's at all of em...... damm pie and peas.... will I ever learn.



ps anyone who remembers my incredible physical prowess will realise i meant to say "had the runs" not done the runs

 

Next meeting, you're sitting at the back, mate...LOL!

 

i nearly was if you remember you complained about me "peppering" your bonnet with raisens??? or where they stones

 

The Custard Pie has landed!

I'll be there.

 

Hey Andy - great stuff mate! Gotta see this..... Just TRY to keep this one in one piece.....

 

Pebbles mate, pebbles....

Or was it prunes??

 

A little taster...


and just for Phil...


Tasty, if I say so myself

 

OMG!!! It's bloody Bananaman.....

 

definately figure-hugging those seats...

just depends whose figure tho...

 

red calipers - CHECK

nearly 3-spoke ultra-spindly wheels - CHECK

lax bowels coloured interior - CHECK (does the dash surround match?)

wing on the back - CHECK

it's an (albeit expensive) chavmobile

Andy

PS dare I ask if you're bringing the stickers tomorrow...

 

oh go on then if I must take the corner...

 

Rearrange the following to make a well known phrase or saying.... 'off p1ss'


Dash will be carbo fibre, when I can be bothered (dareing enough) to attempt to fit it.


I can think of a few figures that I'd like them to be hugging, but the wife's probably gonna read this, so we'll leave it at that.

 

The wheels make the discs look tiny. I can smell an upgrade...



















probably some smaller wheels, looking at my bank account

 

I feel a certain affinity with a Mr. Donovan.

 

so, the modding bug's bitten already...

it's the start of the slippery slope

as for the brakes, are you sure it's the upgrade you can smell or is it the pads or your underwear when they don't stop as you'd hoped

do the brembos fit scoobs by any chance (just in case etc)?

 

Cheeky s*d, Andy - blagging already.... He's not even had it 24 hrs...

 

just getting in before the vultures start circling and he's said there could be a change on the way...

 

hi so is this if your heading out of huddersfield along wakefield road through almonbury, through waterloo and you come to a set of traffic lights, where there is a car sales on the left.you have to go up that steep hill heading towards the subaru garage. at them lights do you have to take a right instead of going straight up??

 

Hi

From Huddersfield, go past Almondbury BMW and drop down to Waterloo crossroads. Get in "middle" lane and take the Sheffield Road A629 - not the left lane at Waterloo as this takes you up to Goldens Subaru. Go through next set of lights (Morrisons) and keep going until you see a BP garage or right hand side of road. Don't take the next road to the right - Fenay Bridge Hotel car park entrance is approx 80 yds further on right (just past a pub on left called The Star AFAIR). You'll possibly see the "2 for 1" signs on the pub as it's just been "refitted"

We normally kick off aprox 7-30 so we can have a photocall / natter / nosey round peoples motors before the light drops too much

Andy

 

try this...



apologies if the size is all over the place

 

Apple, nice directions, mate.

As for the Brembos, AFAIK they're exactly the same as STi ones, but they'll be staying, I just thinking of an upgrade in terms of dick size, and leave the callipers, if that's possible.

 

right guys sort of think i know where it is probably come down today. might aswell as i don't know how long ill have the scoob for and when ill buy another one

 

Let's just HOPE that's a typo.....

 

So, who does these upgrades. The 'clinic



Not for me I may hasten to add, no, not at all, a mate was asking, honest

 

"It's a simple procedure, Sir...."

 

I can confidently say I don't need one of these ...

 

'ere we go again. This wouldn't be a WYIOC thread, by any chance?

 

not guilty, honest m'lud

 

You started it.....

 

Nah, we all know you're already a big d***