Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers and prospecters
Some years later they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed
the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far
away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the
house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."
The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible
and she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met
this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took
twenty priests 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute
$100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama
just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were very impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:

Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have
to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered,
so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold
50
people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly
blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a
little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

 

 

nice one rich see you sunday....
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Quality

 

Chuckle vision.

Nice to see a joke that doesn't take the **** out of the england rugby team

 

No need for jokes Dan.

Just watch 'em is enough to make me laugh!!!