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Only in America, Women or Handguns?

Old 15 July 2005, 02:01 PM
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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN.
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!!
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#11 You can wear ear defenders when at the range so when people shout it doesn't hurt your ears!

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I don't get it?
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well you wouldn't, you're a girl
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A handgun could also give you a blow job, but I wouldn't recommend it
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
#11 You can wear ear defenders when at the range so when people shout it doesn't hurt your ears!

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Excellent addition, That is #11 for sure!!
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