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Old 04 December 2004, 11:24 PM
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does someone at the Christmas party always end up trying to **** someone else at the Christmas party that is alreay spoken for and a big fight breaks out and after much punching the party ends 2 hours prematurely, everyone gets chucked out and ends up on scoobynet before midnight?


to be totally honest when they ******* in question introduced me to his wife I was shocked, cos I thought that he was married to the chick he has been ******* since February.



BTW - hitting complete strangers is great






as long as they are at least 6" shorter
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Old 04 December 2004, 11:36 PM
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Dunno mate, I'll tell you on the 18th. I'm of to a christmas do for the company I am leaving next week, and the ex and her fiance will be there.
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Old 04 December 2004, 11:38 PM
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just been to 1 - guess what happened - 5 more to go before 25th




need to get in training
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Old 04 December 2004, 11:40 PM
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This is the last 1 for me this year. Should prove intresting as the ex's fiance has no idea what I am Everyone else there does, think she might have a hard time keeping the facts quiet
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Old 04 December 2004, 11:46 PM
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This is the last 1 for me this year. Should prove intresting as the ex's fiance has no idea what I am




what exactly are you?????
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Old 04 December 2004, 11:47 PM
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The guy she decided to chase and bed for 5 months behind his back.
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:24 AM
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This is a strange thread
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:25 AM
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Whys it strange TH? All the do's I've been to end up in fights or people going to bed with people thay shouldn't.
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
Whys it strange TH? All the do's I've been to end up in fights or people going to bed with people thay shouldn't.
It happens at my works do as well mate I still find it strange why people end up doing what they shouldnt do esp. [email protected] people at cheat on their loved ones.
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:31 AM
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I'm with you on that 1, I've never worked it out. And 1 of they guys I work with is the worst I know of.
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:37 AM
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I'm with you on that 1, I've never worked it out. And 1 of they guys I work with is the worst I know of.
People like that are may be either too insecure themselves or just have no emotions/respect for themselves and others.Tell that bloke to keep his snake under control or it will reduce its size automatically
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:41 AM
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He's got a few kids been divorce once already and even his versectomy failed.
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
even his versectomy failed.
Gottta say that......................
PMSL
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:58 AM
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Did his verses get cut off?

Otherwise I think we are talking about an "ectomy" of his Vas Deferens which is the tubule that delivers his taddies to the correct spot.
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Old 05 December 2004, 01:00 AM
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Don't know Manda, but 3 months after having it done, his wife was pregnant again.
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he sounds like a right ***.
Thanks for making me laugh Simon
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IT gets worse, trust me, I've done a few mad things in my time but he took the biscuit with 1 stunt I found out about at lastyears Xmas do.
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Old 05 December 2004, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
IT gets worse, trust me, I've done a few mad things in my time but he took the biscuit with 1 stunt I found out about at lastyears Xmas do.
Biscuit?
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Old 05 December 2004, 01:04 AM
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Sorry, that might just be a quilocqual expression as in taking the pi55.
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Old 05 December 2004, 12:51 PM
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We don't have any such problems here in the States ...


unless someone follows us to closely in traffic....

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Old 05 December 2004, 12:58 PM
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BTW go to bumpernuts.com and see what they have as their top image, you'll love it....
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Old 05 December 2004, 01:17 PM
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PMSL, that pic crops up in some strange places.
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