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Old 15 November 2004, 05:18 PM
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to set traps to catch next doors *****?
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:20 PM
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No, next question...
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:21 PM
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No, next question...

what about killing it once i've caught it?
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:22 PM
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Oh, that kind of *****! Well, that's a completely different question then!
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:23 PM
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Depends if your neighbours daughter is over 16 or not i guess. :|
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Originally Posted by Steaming Wizard
Oh, that kind of *****! Well, that's a completely different question then!
well,is it?
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:24 PM
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Then I would say yes, but that is an answer arrived at purely through the old art of guessology.
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:25 PM
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Four legs or two legs?
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Ubik
Four legs or two legs?
Surely you want to catch all the legs?
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:28 PM
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i cut her bush back and threw the trimmings back over her fence so if i catch her ***** and throw the body back i should be ok,shouldn't i?
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:36 PM
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Where's the likes of AC when you need them??
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:38 PM
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gotta get the f*****g thing, it's driving me mad.
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:40 PM
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What is it doing DD??
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:46 PM
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1 keeps ripping my bin bags to bits and spreading the rubbish all over my drive.

2 i spent hours polishing the car yesterday,woke up this morning and had muddy paw prints all over the bonnet



i'm gonna get the f*****g and hang it over the front door of their house
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:47 PM
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Chill, put some of that repellant powder down!
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Originally Posted by Steaming Wizard
Chill, put some of that repellant powder down!

tried that m8...................didn't work
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:49 PM
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ok, next best option, SHOTGUN!
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Steaming Wizard
ok, next best option, SHOTGUN!

now your talking
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:51 PM
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How about, having some strategically placed tripwires, that activate a bird scarer. See if you can give the thing a heart attack. Surely if it dies of natural causes, you are home and dry!
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Steaming Wizard
How about, having some strategically placed tripwires, that activate a bird scarer. See if you can give the thing a heart attack. Surely if it dies of natural causes, you are home and dry!

need to catch it alive

make it suffer as much as i am,then chuck the carcass over the fence
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:54 PM
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MINE???
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:55 PM
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av it then
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:57 PM
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I think I will!
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Old 15 November 2004, 05:58 PM
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your welcome
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Old 15 November 2004, 06:21 PM
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how about borrowing a dog? Zak, our 8 month old German Sheperd really doesn't like cats
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Old 15 November 2004, 06:25 PM
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how about borrowing a dog? Zak, our 8 month old German Sheperd really doesn't like cats

i have to keep my dog shut in at night cos it killed their last cat, and the old bill said if it happens again they'll destroy my dog
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Old 15 November 2004, 06:29 PM
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aahhhh....fair point....however....there's some viscious foxes around your way i'm sure
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Old 15 November 2004, 06:30 PM
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think i'll try some snares first
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Old 15 November 2004, 09:11 PM
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Surround your bin bags with strips of wide packing tape, adhesive side up.

Sorted.
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Old 15 November 2004, 09:28 PM
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Can't you bosh a load of bicarb in cat food? (load=fecking lots).. greedy **** should explode nicely
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