to foam or not to foam
29 September 2009, 04:31 PM
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to foam or not to foam
that is the question .. my ar5ehole brother in law some time ago slashed both driverside tyres on my car . no i need revenge sorry but ime just that sort of person . so i figured
1 ive left it long enough to avoid being blamed
2 dont do his tyres as to obvious
3 EXPANDING FOAM UP THE TAILPIPE OF HIS MEGANE
4 he wont hear the engine anyway as stereo is allways on . ant guesses as to how far he will get before the big bang ????
1 ive left it long enough to avoid being blamed
2 dont do his tyres as to obvious
3 EXPANDING FOAM UP THE TAILPIPE OF HIS MEGANE
4 he wont hear the engine anyway as stereo is allways on . ant guesses as to how far he will get before the big bang ????
29 September 2009, 05:44 PM
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emmm, depends how far u wanna go but if it was me i would be wanting to cause as much damage as poss, so i guess sugar in the fuel tank, remove the valves from all 4 wheels, a few choice words spray painted on to the bodywork,
Ha ha i quite like this 1 lol
Ha ha i quite like this 1 lol
29 September 2009, 05:56 PM
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i prefer the BIG BANG theory . picturing his face every day looking at a perfect car he CANT DRIVE. will give me great pleasure for months to come . and the added bonus of being able to say to him ... oh dear what happen then , whilst trying not to laugh my nads off
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29 September 2009, 09:07 PM
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Warm, slightly "off" milk 
1/2 over the air intakes for the aircon etc on the scuttle panel. 1/2 injected past the seals on the passenger side door. Also try warm blue cheese.
J.
1/2 over the air intakes for the aircon etc on the scuttle panel. 1/2 injected past the seals on the passenger side door. Also try warm blue cheese.
J.
29 September 2009, 09:16 PM
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,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmm
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30 September 2009, 01:12 PM
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that is the question .. my ar5ehole brother in law some time ago slashed both driverside tyres on my car . no i need revenge sorry but ime just that sort of person . so i figured
1 ive left it long enough to avoid being blamed
2 dont do his tyres as to obvious
3 EXPANDING FOAM UP THE TAILPIPE OF HIS MEGANE
4 he wont hear the engine anyway as stereo is allways on . ant guesses as to how far he will get before the big bang ????
1 ive left it long enough to avoid being blamed
2 dont do his tyres as to obvious
3 EXPANDING FOAM UP THE TAILPIPE OF HIS MEGANE
4 he wont hear the engine anyway as stereo is allways on . ant guesses as to how far he will get before the big bang ????
JohnD
30 September 2009, 01:12 PM
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There will be an undertray and everything to tackle before you get to the oil plug.
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted.
Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip.
Fill the interior with builders foam.
Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted.
Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip.
Fill the interior with builders foam.
Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm
30 September 2009, 01:23 PM
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There will be an undertray and everything to tackle before you get to the oil plug.
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted.
Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip.
Fill the interior with builders foam.
Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted.
Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip.
Fill the interior with builders foam.
Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm
30 September 2009, 01:39 PM
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There will be an undertray and everything to tackle before you get to the oil plug.
Not if your any good.
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted.
Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip.
^^^And this wont??
Fill the interior with builders foam.
Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm
Not if your any good.
It will take too long and its far too risky of being spotted.
Take about 10 cans of builders foam with the long straw nozzles, you and a mate, each side of the car, insert it through the door gap and let rip.
^^^And this wont??
Fill the interior with builders foam.
Failing that, fill the engine bay with it so it sets on fire when it gets warm
01 October 2009, 11:31 AM
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Best retaliation I EVER heard of was a lass I used to work with.
Caught her hubby in bed with her mate.
She left him, but kept a key, and already had one to her mate's.
About three months later, she let herself into both their flats while they were out, and unpicked the bottom of the lounge curtains, put a few prawns into the seam, and sewed them back up
LOL
Caught her hubby in bed with her mate.
She left him, but kept a key, and already had one to her mate's.
About three months later, she let herself into both their flats while they were out, and unpicked the bottom of the lounge curtains, put a few prawns into the seam, and sewed them back up
LOL
