SCOOP

Just been dumped by my girlfriend on Xmas eve, feeling totally pi$$ed off. Only thing that I can think of doing is to drive my Scooby but thats a pretty poor substitute !!
Anybody got any better ideas coz I have`nt.
All suggestions appreciated
Merry Xmas All

SCOOP

Graham Stocker

Scoop put the scoob to bed and get yourself down the nearest watering hole. ( Merry christmas ) . Graham.

Rico

SCOOP

Get straight down the pub for loadsa pintage.

rico

astraboy

If she has made it abundantly clear that she wants nothing more to do with you and you want to **** her off, then you could try this for a laugh:
Drive to the road just before her house, ring her up on her home phone no. If she answers, slam the phone down again ( make sure you withold your no!!!) You have all the information you need. She is in. What you do next is wholly dependent on space but the main jist of it is to do as many donuts outside her house as your tyres can take. If possible do them on her front garden for added effect. when you have 0.05mm of tread left, straighten up whilst never dropping below 7000 rpm. shoot off at warp factor 9 and get out of the immediate area. When you are at a safe distance, phone or text her saying something like " that was more exiting than you ever were. I'm off to find someone with firm breasts and no cellulite."

Gary Foster

Women eh, can't live with, can't shoot them in the head etc etc.

What about a twelve pack of Stella's and a crappy video to take your mind of it ? dull I know, but hey it's a bit short notice

(Just think how much more time you can spend fiddling with the car, booking up track days and generally doing bloke only things)

Gary

MTR

Scoop,
Phone her and tell her you have just discovered you have VD, pick which variety yourself.
Tell her she had better get checked up.
It will put the dampener on her Christmas.

The reason I suggest it, is it was done toi me by a girl I dropped many years ago.
Was seeing girl A, dropped her for girl B, few weeks later dropped girl B for girl A.

Three days later get phone call from girl B She says 'I've got the clap'. EEEEKK!

Physical relations had at this stage resumed with girl A. Oh sugar!

Anway, I kept stum,. got checked and was clear, but for a week it was a real bummer.
I am pretty sure now that girl B was getting her own back, and it worked.

Then after the phone call, go and get pissed, and pick up a slapper.

RonaldoH,
Don't wish to cause offence, although personally I felt the joke was more insulting to the the 3 white girls, Inferring they were dogs!
Just goes to show how people see things differently.

Happy Xmas

Cheers MTR


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mattski

they have excellent timing don't they grrrr.

what you can do...hmmm, go and buy a scoobysport exhaust (if you haven't already got one) and do flypasts her house at 3-4am every day for a week, make em think heathrow have moved

alternatively do the pub run... grab a loada mates, a load a beer and a mad night out complete with curry and lap-dancing... did the same thing on thursday with work-do

seriously tho... nightmare christmas present, just you go and have a damn good christmas...

DEEDEE

STRAIGHT DOWN THE PUB BOY AND GET PLASTERED. ONE CONSOLATION IF YOU WHERE MARRIED SHE MIGHT BE TAKING THE SCOOBIE. YOU CAN SMILE NOW ITS NOT THAT BAD. KEEP YOUR PECKER UP.

RonaldoH

Scoop.

Keep your chin up mate.

Women are a luxury good. You can get all sorts wherever you go, just pick a new'en.

Dont be nasty about it, instead humour her by becoming a wild and carefree batchelor!

Merry Christmas mate, she dont deserve you!

RonaldoH

MTR, re:spice girls joke.

Apon reflection it was a knee jerk reaction.....but i was protecting yourself more than attempting to higlight the underlying nature of it which could of been misinterpretated....as it was with me

Merry Xmas.
Ronnie

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astraboy

Re: MTR joke; don't remove nowt m8, its true aint it? if its one thing I cant stand its this PC "cant offend anybody" bollox. Hey Ronaldo, are u sure its Christmas tomorrow and not a "Multi Ethnic Winter Festival"?

Mark Underwood

Never mind mate....theres plenty others around and you'll strike it lucky soon.

Have a few drinks and get in the Christmas Spirit.

salsa-king

thats bad news, i had to finish with mine on the 6th Dec, had a bad weekend taking prezzes back to get credit notes!!!!!!!


just look at it like this if she can do it to you on Crimbo eve after all you have done with her!
is she really 4 you?
is she really the person you thought she was, who you LOVED!!!!!!

blow her out,
move on........
never go back to ANYTHING or ONE!!!!!

get ur *** to Donno on saturday....

thing will get better , after 3 weeks i feel like a weights off my shoulders/head!!!

madbrit

personally I dont find it offensive at all....

Now I seem to remember a joke that went something like "whats yellow and lives of dead beatles?"

Now thats in poor taste.

madbrit

SCOOP, as for the girl.... bad luck mate at this time of year. I hope you have family and friends you can spend time with.

All the best for the holidays

Martin

firefox

Hey dude,

Sorry... I know what its like...

If you wanna chat or anything.. let me know.. :}

J.

SCOOP

Thanx for all your replies and ideas, they`ve been the only thing to make me laugh in the last 24hours, specially doin doughnuts on her lawn hee hee.
$hit timing) can`t even take her Xmas pressies back cos I`ve already given them to her.
Had plenty to drink last night, surprising what a difference it made !!
Further suggestions welcomed, and once again Thanx
SCOOP

Shaun

Scoop,

I would like to give you advice, but since no bird has ever blown me out in my life.......I cant

The last one who tried to do that (after a 10 year relationship), got shafted by my solicitor , finally got her out of the house on a Saturday and moved the new bird in on the Sunday!!!!!!!

My moto is "Do it to them, before they do it to you!!!!"

Shaun.

madbrit

I cant believe the b!tch took a Xmas present from you... and then dumped you.

I guess it shows the quality of the cow.... only fit for the knackers yard. Best of without her. Bit like a car, trade her in when you realise it doesnt fit your life still. A better model is always round the corner. Er.... unless you look at the new scooby

AllanB

Scoop, most important question.. did you get a present off her ??

Forget her and move on. I'm in the same boat, now single for the first time in 12 years and having a whale of a time with my also recently single mates.

Get out there and enjoy yourself and don't ponder on the past too much. Look afteryourself and have a cracking new year


AllanB

Subie Gal

awwww... that bites!!!!

u need someone to talk to u email me...
damn her for doing that on xmas eve...
timing sucks!!!!

hope ya feel better soon...
go for a drive....
that always helps me!!!

take care...
j.

mattski

SCOOP dude,

Just think of it this way, now you have got rid of your old model look forward to getting a new one, kinda like a part-ex.

The new one should have more features than the older model as well as being better to look at.

Why not go and test drive a few new ones and see what you like? I'm sure the 'dealer' will be very accomodating if you say you are interested in a new model but not sure which one you like. We could always point you in the direction of a showroom or two

Once you have got the new one make her drive your motor on your old models garden whilst knock on her door with your tackle out. (odd comment but a mate did this! ... kinda ! )

Sensible advice for hard times...come to donno dude

MorayMackenzie

shaun,

"The last one who tried to do that (after a 10 year relationship), got shafted by my solicitor , finally got her out of the house on a Saturday and moved the new bird in on the Sunday!!!!!!! "

I would find yourself a more professional solicitor!

Moray

bob

Scoob/
Nothing to do on Thurs 28th then pop down and have a drive through Exmoor with some of the Bristol lads.
Would love to see some of my extra's again

Shaun

I realised wot I had typed, after typing it!!!!!!

I was waiting 4 a numuts like Moray, to pick it out!!!!!

Shaun.

Paul M

.....new clothes, new hairstyle and show the bitch wot a stupid cow she's been , make sounds as though you want to get back with her, then when she says yes, tell her to F' Off...Revenge is a dish best served cold!

Scoobysport flypasts sound a good idea as well

spudgun

scoop,
top tip from astra boy! do summat simple like letting the air out of ALL her tyres. u cant really be done for it coz no real damage was done, and its bloody infuriating, especially if she hs to drive to work, comes down first thing and realises her cars not going anywhere!
if u wanna be downright evil, post her home number/ mobile number on a swingers/sex site, and let the assorted perverts of britain do the dirty work for !
its always better to load the bullets and let someone else pull the trigger! just make sure u cant be traced!
best wishes, and dont worry, it does get better mate, been there and done it, honest

SCOOP

DUMPED UPDATE
Thanks to all you guys n gals who took the trouble to reply, I would`nt have got through Xmas without you.
I managed to resist trying the more wicked suggestions, but the booze came in handy.
Saw her today and she gave me my presents. . . a Purple Ronnie shower gel (wonder if she`s trying to tell me something?) and a years subscription to VIZ.

Still says she loves me but . . .does`nt want to go out with me so I`m just a bit perplexed, guess it aint over yet !!

Any further advice or suggestions welcomed
Once again thanks

Cheers SCOOP

AllanB

This is your chance to do what you want and be selfish. Do the tings you'd like to do.

Sorry to ask but do you want her back or have things run their course ??

I'd been with my ex for 5 years and things had just got a bit dull, so we split. We're still great friends and talk every day and see eachother once a week but its just a good friendship , nothing more.

AllanB

longun

Thing is if you take her back now everyone will all feel bad cuz they just spent the last three days insulting her.

There is only one thing to do after a brake up and thats lock the car up and find the nearest pub and don't leave till Jan the 1st....