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Old 14 January 2005, 07:25 PM
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My English Bull Terrier has just bitten the wife,Ithought it was funny!
Old 14 January 2005, 07:27 PM
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ooops had to giggle
Old 14 January 2005, 07:31 PM
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Any training tips for all those others out there who have been trying to achieve the same thing for years?
Old 14 January 2005, 07:33 PM
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Was she in the Scoob otherwise this should be in NSR
Old 14 January 2005, 07:43 PM
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The good bit was i didnt know whitch bit had been bitten because i was upstairs on this,when i went downstairs to get me dinner I discovered it was her ear that had been bitten.Shame it wasnt her tounge JASON
Old 14 January 2005, 07:45 PM
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There'll be a queue asking to borrow the dog :-))
Old 14 January 2005, 07:49 PM
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No problem
Old 14 January 2005, 07:55 PM
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Give him a scooby snack !
Old 14 January 2005, 07:57 PM
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Its a her called RUBY
Old 14 January 2005, 07:57 PM
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dog ok???
Old 14 January 2005, 08:06 PM
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Just be careful she does'nt get her revenge if you laughed by biting something back
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make sure you get the dog a tetanus jab at the vets, just to be on the safe side!
Old 14 January 2005, 08:08 PM
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i hope she doesn't read this for your sake

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Old 14 January 2005, 08:12 PM
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She keeps telling me im just like that john in big brother,so she would expect no less from me JASON
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Do her doggy style later on and whisper in her ear...










So... this is how the Dog reached your ear! LOL
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in appearance or character?

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Old 14 January 2005, 08:23 PM
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I like to think charecter as ive been told im a bit of a looker
Old 14 January 2005, 08:26 PM
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get it put down.

clearly an unstable dog who will eat a young child soon.
Old 14 January 2005, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Geek Boy
get it put down.

clearly an unstable dog who will eat a young child soon.
My gawd we've got a right plum duff here What are you on young man? One of the reasons I got a divorce was because er indoors couldn't stand the whiff of dog fart. (my beloved bull terrier )
Get a life
Old 14 January 2005, 08:57 PM
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My gawd we've got a right plum duff here What are you on young man? One of the reasons I got a divorce was because er indoors couldn't stand the whiff of dog fart. (my beloved bull terrier )
Ge

t a life
as someone once said...dog bites man...no news....man bites dog...big news story
Old 14 January 2005, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by bluto22b
One of the reasons I got a divorce was because er indoors couldn't stand the whiff of dog fart. (my beloved bull terrier )
Get a life
Not becuase you are an ugly fukcer and useless lover then?

....before this thread gets to far off track........dont forget, kill the dog before it drags a young child off in to the hedge row and mauls it to death.
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whilst funny, as a dog owner and father, I'd also be looking at why pet bit wife......

Sorry to be a bit serious........

Having said that, Geek Boy, is there any need to be so graphic?
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Old 14 January 2005, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Geek Boy
Not becuase you are an ugly fukcer and useless lover then?

....before this thread gets to far off track........dont forget, kill the dog before it drags a young child off in to the hedge row and mauls it to death.
Listen Geek face, she married me with warts and all I am no oil painting and I am no Don Uan in bed. But one thing is for sure I have morals and I am honest. I also adore other living creatures unless their name starts with "g" and ends in "Y"

Bog off worm head
Old 14 January 2005, 09:16 PM
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Well said i think GEEK BOY is lowering the tone of my thread,and upsetting my poor wife.
Old 14 January 2005, 09:20 PM
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Just so I am clear on this.

Being bitten by a savage and having you laugh at her is OK, but a complete random internet stranger saying the dog will kill a young child is upsetting her?

Geekster
Old 14 January 2005, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Geek Boy
Just so I am clear on this.

Being bitten by a savage and having you laugh at her is OK, but a complete random internet stranger saying the dog will kill a young child is upsetting her?

Geekster
Geeky Boy or whatever is your name. You are clearly out of your depth on this fine BBS so do the best thing for all concerned with your "Newbie" status: Bog Off!
Old 14 January 2005, 10:15 PM
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I Like English Bull Terriers so much i'd love to have one - its just i'm s**t scared of dogs!!!!

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p.s. post a pic of her...... the dog that is
Old 14 January 2005, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by bluto22b
Geeky Boy or whatever is your name. You are clearly out of your depth on this fine BBS so do the best thing for all concerned with your "Newbie" status: Bog Off!

Classic.

Newbies arent welcome here dont cha know

FWIW I agree on his point. You cant have Dogs biting people. Owner or not. Little discipline wouldnt go amiss. And I DO like Dogs, just remember whose the boss.
Old 14 January 2005, 10:57 PM
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Come to us........ come, muppety thread..... come to your home...... where dog bites man; where all mothers-in-law are fat.........
Old 14 January 2005, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Come to us........ come, muppety thread..... come to your home...... where dog bites man; where all mothers-in-law are fat.........
yours two, mines so fat shes got a wide load sign , as 4 dog thats jus full of man fat!!!


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