Spam email, I love it
 

Mr. Bongo from Nigeria is at it again, this time, with a new story ! :lol1:


From: DISPATCH OFFICIAL:
Waterfront Security company.
LONDON,UNITED KINGDOM.



Dear friend,

My name is Mr. Taze Morris, I am the DISPATCH OFFICIAL of Waterfront
Security Company London UK.
Like i said earlier, I am a Man of peace and I don't want problem, I only
hope that we can assist each other. But if you don't want this business
offer kindly forget it and I will not contact you again.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as
the regional DISPATCH OFFICER of the Waterfront Security Company London
UK, it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the
capital city (USA) at the end of each year. On the course of the last year
2012 year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the DISPATCH
OFFICER that a customer who lodge a box of money worth the sum of
$6,800,000.00 (Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars) is late
without no beneficiary to claim the fund that is in the consignment box
which he deposited with us, so ever since then, the consignment box have
been there without no one to claim it, which my head office is not aware
of it and will never be aware of.

As a DISPATCH OFFICIAL of the Security Company I cannot directly be
connected to this consignment box of fund, so this informed me of
contacting you for us to work together in order for this money to be
delivered to you by my company as the owner of the fund, so that you can
assist me to receive this fund for us to SHARE. Mean While you will have
45% of the total fund, while i will have 45%, while 10% will be used for
expenses. Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be
delivered directly to your home address, all I need from you is for you to
stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who lodged the box of
money with our branch so that my Head office can order the delivery to
your designated address.


If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much.
As soon as I receive your response. Please contact me on my private email:
drtazemorris@yahoo.com

I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully.
looking forward to your response.


YOURS FAITHFULLY,
Mr. Taze Morris.
DISPATCH OFFICIAL:




If anyone is stupid enough to fall for these scams, well, getting robbed is your own fault, but if you do get anything like this, read it, laugh, then bin it.

What's he do again?

I was going to ask that. I don't think he said, did he?

Do a Colt Seavers on him haha!