A few funnies
"What do we want?" "HEARING AIDS!" "When do we want them?" "HEARING AIDS!"
Just got off the phone to my mate, he said he'd spent the best part of yesterday unblocking a toilet - amazing, what was the rest of the day like if that were the best bit? Origami champion accused of cheating. More on this as it unfolds........... There is a fine line between numerator and denominator Last night I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.... I was like, 0mg ! Origami champion now found to be cutting corners.... |
Lol
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As I sat on the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off the wife said to me "you really spoil those dogs, don't you?"
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Origami jokes have me in creases.
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Imaginary friends..
Great company in the park. Absolutely sh1t on a see-saw.... |
I saw a scarecrow having a wank in a field today. Impossible, I thought; he's just clutching at straws!
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Only good thing about Paedo's... they do tend to drive slowly around schools
That should get me in trouble:) |
New a Jewish peado once, used to hang around schools asking if the kids wanted to buy some sweeties
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