Neighbours shagging !
 

Heard my neighbours shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the wall.
Turns out her elderly mother had fallen over cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help.
I feel a bit guilty about the wank now. :norty::norty::norty:

Booooooooo:D

sickipedia eh?

Classic :D

Good one!

When I started reading it I thought that they were trying to impress you with their abilities at running a marathon!

Lucky you did not mention it really ;)

Les

read this and thought cramp oh well