Jumper
 

A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.

A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?"

The woman says, "No, **** off."

The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

ewwww thats just wrong lol