Too dear
 

What's chances venison will come down in price

Now we're told we can't eat bacon. :rolleyes:


Or salami/olives, anything Mediterranean. - I think they just make it up

They may take our lives but they will never take our Bacon!

*******s :mad:

lol :D

Is it dangerous to drink red wine this week, or dangerous not to

Havnt heard anything

That's because they all drank red wine and are now dead.

I hear the air is polluted too...

I heard cancer gives you cancer, So it's avoidable to not get cancer, incase of risk of cancer

I ate a tomato the other day, am I going to be ok

:lol1:

A farmer in Devon is now breeding Alpaca for sausages and meat and the price is supposed to be pretty reasonable.

Those who have tried it say it tastes good and it it pretty healthy with very low fat content.

Les

Turkey bacon is also really nice :)

Pun of the Week.:thumb:

I ate a bacon and sausage cob this morning from Greggs and I'm still alive so they must be wrong.

That'll be the gluten keeping you upright :thumb: