A sign for the front of my house saying no salesmen, biblebashers or charities. Had the bloody mormons on my doorstop this morning and they took a while to take the hint when I said I was an atheist. If its not them its 2-3 people asking for charity money everyday or selling me some crap like aerial photos.

Don't B&Q sell stickers like this - I've certainly seen ones for no parking, and office type stickers. Might be worth a look, just an idea.

Let me know if you find one, I wouldn't mind one either.

Den

Don't need a sign. I'll give you a loan of my dog, m8. Big red b*st*rd, same as the one in Turner & Hooch. I had 2 guys wanting to tar my drive (you know the type). Quite pushy, then psycho dog wandered out to see who was there, for some reason did'nt like them. First time I've seen someone jump my gate and hit the road running. Near bounced off his Transit van. HeHe.
Alasdair

Thanks for the offer Alisdair. Shall we go halves on the postage?

Open the front door in the buff and bleary eyed after a SERIOUS house party. Tried and tested method. :)

When i used to live at my parents my dad was friendly with a couple of bible bashers who used to call on Sundays for a coffee and to leave a copy of Watchtower!

They picked the wrong Sunday and got an eyefull of my Messiah. ;)

:eek: Magic Boot.

The Police used to give out signs like this around us - not sure if they included religous types. Maybe call in at the local nick?

If not, 10 minutes with MS Word should give a cheap alternative.

Don't know about halves on the postage, but I want the jewellery from any attached/unattached limbs he gets.
Cheers
Alasdair