AIRPORT
 

I was at the airport and a guy came up to me and said "lost something?" i said "yes my wife" he said "me too!" i said "what does she look like?" he said "blonde, long tanned legs, mini skirt, no knickers, no bra, big tits, and a see through top. What's yours look like?" I said "who gives a f##k? Lets look for yours!"

I needed a laugh.Cheers.