Originally Posted by StickyMicky (Post 10610368)

Dont i recall you waffling on a few years back about how you were hard as feck and if anybody brought trouble to your door you would sort them all out.

Some old bloke and a fat bird just got right in your face, you pussied out, then told the Police.

:lol1:

And they called you fat, :lol1:

Originally Posted by davyboy (Post 10610407)

They said you were a fat bastatd, how fat are you?

Originally Posted by dazdavies (Post 10609894)

I Thought I'd run this by you good people and see what the masses think.

I had a bit of a minor bump in the car today. By minor i mean clash of wing mirrors.

Basically there were vehicles parked either side of the road. The one on my side had its wheels on the pavement the one on the other side had both wheels on the road. (See picture at bottom ps bloke and woman in it are the culrprits).



Anyway as I was coming through already level with the van at this point this bloke in a fairly new ish BMW 325 came the other way. He made no attempt to slow down or to move out of the way and we ended up hitting mirrors.

Anyway I parked up as did he and I went across to the blokes car to look at the damage. Minor scratches to his mirror.

I asked him for his details and at this point the passenger door opened and out stepped this blokes girlfriend/wife/partner whatever. Anyway without any provocation she starts effing and blinding and then tells me to shut up or she'll "****ing smack me" and proper squares up to me like a bloke you've upset in the pub. Inches away from my face puffing her shoulders out you know the stance i mean the pidgeon stance.

With that the bloke starts too. Now I'm no pushover when it comes to crap like this but I've never in my life been faced with someone thats got that agressive and confrontational from the off.

Anyway realising that things were qucikly going pair shaped I told her to crack on but not to make the mistake of thinking that just because she was a bird that she wouldnt get one back.

That seemed to incite the boyfriend and he started threatening me and calling me fat c*nt blah blah blah so I told him to shut up and let his boyfriend so the talking.

Any way these idiots kept trying the aggessive the louder i shout the more i'll back down approach. At this point I tried to calm things down and suggested we deal with this in an adult way. They were having none of it. So I started taking pictures of the cars, damage, scene etc.

The insults and threats caried on and at one point I thought they were both going to get physical at the same time. The bloke mentioned calling the police and I congratulated him on the first good Idea he'd had. Then this bint said not to and kind of started flapping a bit.

They wouldnt exchange details and they eventually drove off.

I have photos of them their car and its reg plate. Just wondered what action you guys would suggest. Im not bothered about the damage as its only the mirror glass thats gone what proper annoyed me is the womans behaviour. Had it not been for her I honestly think it would have been dealt with in a civil manner.

To be fair I seriously thought about giving the pair of them a hiding as I had my 2 year old in the car and I was concerned about mine and his welfare had they both kicked off. I know that sounds like a contradiction but attack is the best form off defence and all that and I really thought they were both going to get violent at one point.

Anyway, I just wondered what you lot thought and how you would of handled it and what your next course of action with it would be.

I look forward to your varied replies :)

Cheers

Daz

Sorry about the photo the black shroud is my phone case as I was in a hurry.

http://www.scoob.co.uk/accident1.jpg

Originally Posted by dazdavies (Post 10610356)

After some effort I've managed to report it to the police. First I rang them and was told I had to go to a police station and report it in person. So off I trott only to find the police station all locked up. Despite there being a sign saying ring the bell if there is anyone here we will answer if not ring central control. Despite me being able to see several people through a frosted window not one of the bastids answered the door even after several attempts. So I rang central control who booked me an appointment at a station 14 miles away. The officer that did eventually help me was superb. An old school bobby who retires in a few months. He was brilliant, very understanding and his help and advice were superb. If only the police service was full of people like him rather than the majority of arseholes like the ones that couldn't be arsed to answer the door in the first place.

Anyway looks like the culprits are going to get a visit and maybe prosecuted for a public order offence and leaving the scene of an accident. I doubt I'll hear anything about this but at least I feel better having reported it.

Originally Posted by CharlySkunkWeed (Post 10610750)

Old skool cop , his last case days before retirement. You think this is the last you will hear of it ?
I've seen this loads of times before , it usually involves angry druglords and stuff blowing up. Good lock.

Originally Posted by dazdavies (Post 10610442)

Same old Mickey I see :)



I'm hugely fat, 6ft 1 and 18 stone 9 lbs :D

Originally Posted by dazdavies (Post 10610442)

I'm hugely fat, 6ft 1 and 18 stone 9 lbs :D

Originally Posted by dazdavies (Post 10610442)

I'm hugely fat, 6ft 1 and 18 stone 9 lbs :D

Here is a picture of me

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...k/Daz20111.jpg

Originally Posted by prodriverules (Post 10611820)

Loving the pinky action on the drinking hand Daz:D

Originally Posted by stuart69 (Post 10611917)

:norty:I have another picture