Get well soon Ryan,
 

Just want to wish young Ryan a speedy recovery after having his ar$e handed to him by a bigger boy on the weekend, don't worry little fella, once the stitches come out and the swelling/bruises subside all you'll be left with is the mental scars and you can keep those covered up, hope you learn by this and don't attempt to dance with a boy that you've never met before, on a positive note though, atleast this time you've been beaten up by a bloke and not a woman. All the best mate,
Gar.

?,,,,,,,,,,,, whats this i have missed.

Get well soon wee man, trying to force your way into a gay club and getting filled in for the pleasure ain't a good thing to try! :)

Oh dear, hope he is ok!

We have all been there once or twice;)

^^ A ghey club?! Speak for yourself ;)

TX.

He'll live, but he cant say "bolt cutter".

So then Ryan goes to a gay bar and gets filled in but not in the way he was hoping for? :D

Does he now look like this?

http://stephanepage.com/wp-content/u...07/failure.jpg

Spot on:thumb:

Cottaging again?

Who needs enemies with friends like Jarv!

Backed right into that one!!

You just don't learn Ian. :D

what's with the influx of english intruders in the welsh sektor lately??!!!

Get well soon fella, the bonus is you get to tell the ladeez you were jumped by 5blokes (even if you wernt)and tell them you took 3 of them out, but the last 2 were just too much for you to handle, and you only got involved cos your mate as getting a hiding. Sympathy vote, a bit of ''i'm a lover not a fighter''! and they'll be putty in your hands!

:lol:

That's pretty much a word for word account of what happend, according to the boy...

Well the boy is much better today than he was yesterday.
He has managed to eat a bacon sandwich today, yesterday was soup through a straw :-(
Jarv, he told me Bernard Matthews worked with you and started laughing and then ended up crying after his lip split again lol....
I don't know if it's true but he said he's going to visit the bouncers parents to appologise for giving their son's a beating ;-)

Don't worry everyone I'm perfectly fine. Just Jarvis over exaggerating (not like him usually...) im pleased to say I won the fight but it's 1-0 to the bouncers :lol1:

So you lost then!

Ryan, I hope you apologised to the nice bouncers for scraping their knuckles with your head and face. :lol1:

Glad to hear you're alright, but you know how much of a drama queen Jarvis is. :thumb:

Good to hear it wasn't to bad mate. Just hope you got at least one decent knock on them for them to remember.

no, he did'nt, he said to me today, "they used my face to open the door" :lol1:

Sounds like a typical night out in Bridgend! Don't tell me you've become one of the stiff arm drinkers in "The Roof". :rolleyes: You always see one getting a clip off the bouncers every now and again to put them back in their place. Either way, get well soon! :thumb:

Speedy recovery Mate - sorry to hear you've been "Wacked" - take care ;)

thats what happens when you drive a girls car lol