Ouch
 

After being married for thirty years, my wife asked me to
describe her.

I looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
H, I, J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

I said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J,
K?"

I said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in my eye is going down and the doctor is fairly
optimistic about saving my testicles.

lol

Get your coat on, and s0d off.

:D

It's fun to wander through, the alphabet with you, but what are we going to do about him ... you're adorable ... fade.

Thjere are times when you just have to keep your mouth shut!

Les :)