whens a good time to say thanks now f*** off
 

I love having all the family round for xmas day, Thing is now weve all had a few too many drinks im starting to get to the point where the inlaws are really starting to get annoying.
Whens the idea time too tell em thanks for coming great too see you n all now get ya taxi and F*** OFF!!!
or is it just me that feels this way

probably over an hour ago:)

just show them this thread - should do the trick ;-)

Lol, i had the same thing last year, wasnt falling for it this year, so aint had a drink yet, if they dont fook off shortly, then i'm taking the scoob out for a blast!
Have a drink myself later when they have gone!

Quality

Book the Taxi and then say "Taxi`s here" bye bye come again.

Just pretend to fall asleep, they may take the hint ;)

Tony:D

I just sart playing loud music i know they will hate. The more uncomfortable they feel the sooner thaey go.

nip upstairs, wrap yourself up in a bow, come back down and tell the wife that its time for her last present. sure they will take the hint then. presuming you dont have kids lol

Thats unless they want to join in ololol:norty:

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Turn the central heating off and open a few windows upstairs, if that fails after an hour arrange a smart power cut ;)

Ask them if they want another drink before they GO !!

Mick

i thinkits sad if you cant put up with it once a year must be all chavs lol:D

thats easy, Christmas Farkin Eve! :D

This is the best thing about having a 9 month old teething son who's bedtime is programmed at 7.30pm :D

In-laws: "Aww, do you have to go home you two"...
Me: "Well yeah. I'm not compromising my sons sleep over family I don't even like".

Probably didn;t even need the teething excuse after my reply :D

:lol1:

one a year!!! i see em at least once a week and can put up with them sober but give em a drink or 2 and noo way...... im guessing u dont have inlaws lol

im short id just say errr got things to do feck off !! lol

His visitors were the Krankies ;)

Just keep pushing out the sprout farts.

Kin ell mate iv had nothin but family grief this Xmas to much of a long story to tell but seems to happen every year feel like telling them all to f@ck off this year for good lol

Sounds like you have had the same xmas as me unfortunatly :-( . hope you get things sorted.

i knew was going over mother in laws after crimbo dinner, so arranged to have a few down the pub but that turned into more than a few ;)

result = passed out for 4 hours on her sofa + wake up and say feel sick i`m off home :)

You plonker :lol1:

Iff it,s that bad don,t invite em round again...

the best time for them to leave is about 10 mins before they get to your place as far as i am concerned

About 20 minutes after they walk through the door? Lol

Someone let me know as theyre still here!!

Quality!

No cure now other than the blunt approach
But for next year move house and don't tell them