Believe it or not...
 

Masanobu Sato from Japan owns the world record from the recent Masturbate-a-thon, he had a mammoth wanking session and managed to hold on for 9 hours and 58 minutes until he blew his load. :freak3:

My cat weighs 13 kilos (29lb) :oops: (He came that way from the RSPCA - and he's a ginga).

The Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand, sells 30ml apple flavoured horse semen shots for around £12, apparently women drink it more than men. :Suspiciou

Spraying WD-40 on your balcony will deter pigeons, they hate the smell

Carry on...

JPL gets first price in the "Sh!t post of the day" competition.

fpmsl, is he blind?

:Suspiciou

no, but thinking of changing his name to One Sore Wang

He wasn't Japanese.He just looked Japanese.

Ill try the balcony idea