Just Marrried.....
 

This brought a smile. Listening to Today programme this morning and they had a brief promo clip for a new series of The News Quiz (Sandy Toxic) where they read out funny news clips sent in by listeners.

One such was this from a provincial paper: -

"For Sale. Encyclopedia Britannica, complete all 45 volumes. In near perfect condition, £200. No longer required - just got married, wife knows it all"

:)

dl

:lol:

Good one,and so accurate!

Les :D